Does Kid Nate have balls? All signs point to NO

You may or may not know Kid Nate from BloodyElbow … he’s a pretty smart guy because he usually defers to my amazing intellect when it comes to matches. But about a month ago, he made a bad life decision and decided that Roger Huerta was somehow going to beat Clay Guida at the next Fight Night. No doubt he’s been sucked in by Huerta’s pouty lips and chestnut eyes. Homo.

Hey, if this was the Ultimate Modeling Championships, I would agree that Roger Huerta would beat Clay Guida on all counts. But since this is fighting, and Clay Guida is a MAAAAAAAN and Roger Huerta is a PRETTY BOY, I anticipate that our favorite hippy is gonna take this bout, even if it does go to the crooked judges for a decision.

So here’s the deal Nate : do you have the testicular fortitude to step up and wager something interesting? I don’t do cash … your American moneys aren’t worth much anyways. Here’s your options:

Take your pick, Nate? Or do you not have the pouch nuggets to ride the dragon against Fightlinker?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlwbWMDjwB8 Accomando

    “…I anticipate that our favorite hippy is gonna take this bout, even if it does go to the crooked judges for a decision….”

    Agh, ha, ha, hippy, I hope so.

    “…I don’t do cash … your American moneys aren’t worth much anyways…”

    Agh, ha, ha, fuck, you’re right.

  • TuPhat

    Hahaha. This site gets better every day.

  • JohnT

    “…I don’t do cash … your American moneys aren’t worth much anyways…”
    Wow the US dollar drops and now Canadians are all uppity and talking smack. It must really suck to live in America’s shadow, but at least you have GSP.

  • http://www.mma-elite.com MMA-Elite.com

    Turn’s out the new ring girl, Mr. Edith, has her pussy pierced. Maybe you have a chance with her FL.

  • Wu Tang

    The Canadian dollar, or CAD, is worth more than the US, so yea, they can gloat. So what dothey have? Good health care (free), higher currency, and Alaska.. They have it all, now they need little umbrellas in their drinks, so they can be considered high class. While your at it, put your pinky up when you drink your martini, because you will need it once it gets cold up there.. Wait its always cold, ahehehe.

    Q is, does Kid Nate actually read this site? This site can not be that famous, nothing special about it, no ‘breaking news’ and no fighter’s reaction.. Only dry humor and homo erotic pictures.

  • JohnT

    The dry humor keeps me coming back, but Wu Tang does bring up a good point. What is up with all the homo erotic pictures? Do Canadian men like men more then women?

  • el feo

    No matter where you live, right wing Americans are always good for a laugh.
    I say Guida by split dec. Huerta is well capable of winning, too.

  • Higgz

    Does the recreation include the previously determined piercing? Because even if it’s covered by grapes, you should maintain the integrity of the art and get yerself a Prince Albert…for the sake of Art.

  • Dru Down

    Who cares how much Canadian money is worth? The only things you can buy up there are maple syrup and those hats with ear flaps.

    Guida by dominant decision.

  • MJC_123

    Best site ever…..

  • http://www.fightlinker.com fightlinker

    Of course Nate reads this site … everyone reads this site.

  • dandeman

    Alaska was properly sold to the US for 7 million dollars, but yes I would luv to buy some of that delicious maple syrup and beaver skins.

  • Higgz

    HEY WU TANG–the thing that makes this site so popular is the same thing that makes The Daily Show w/ Jon Stewart so popular: Appealing to the rising demographic of satirical bastards who would rather make fun of the news than to actually give a crap about it.

    I’m not saying that it won’t be the inevitable downfall of our society and nation, but at least we’ll go down laughing at the stupid outfits our new political tyrants are wearing as they beat the hell out of us in the town square.

  • http://www.fightlinker.com fightlinker

    Higgz knows where it’s at ;-)

  • marshal

    “recreate our favorite ring ho’s tasteful nude photo” looking for more homo material to post on this site?

  • http://www.fightlinker.com fightlinker

    I just want Nate’s loss to be as subjugating and embarrassing as possible ;-)

  • RL Dookiefuck

    this is the best mma website

  • matt (tapout name shitstain)

    I think the loser should call de la hoyas hooker and have her do a full photo shoot.

  • Ted Dibiase

    “It must really suck to live in America’s shadow”

    “its better than living in karo parysian’s shadow”

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlwbWMDjwB8 Accomando

    “…US dollar drops and now Canadians are all uppity and talking smack…”

    They need thier time to shine once every decade. Everyone knows that the canadian dollar, the loonie, is a “petro-dollar” its worth rises and falls with the price of oil. Now, with the scenarios floating around, the loonies stands to gain more and more against the dollar as the price of oil rises.

    With that said, a weak dollar usually means more exports go out, more vacationers from around the world come here (Expect about 50,000 brits for the Hatton fight, the pound is just pounding the dollar) plus, its a guarantee EVERY SINGLE Canadian will buy ALL of thier Christmas gifts in the U.S.; thanks in advance for the donations, we need every bit.

  • Mobb Deep

    Yes, and as the dollar rises even higher, we will stop buying your things and start buying your land and politicans….well at least those who are not already owned by the Saudis and Chineses….

  • http://www.fightlinker.com fightlinker

    they prefer to be called the Chinesies

  • Big D D

    Come on Nate, take your “pouch nuggets” out of your ass and “ride the dragon against Fightlinker” But please pick the less homo choice or come up with your own fucking idea!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlwbWMDjwB8 Accomando

    “…well at least those who are not already owned by the Saudis and Chineses……”

    Every presidential candidate on both sides, with the exception of Ron Paul, is already spoken for by 1 or both of the countries you mentioned.

  • http://www.fightlinker.com dulljake

    nothing gay about shaving your eyebrow…

  • MJC_123

    Dulljake everything is gay about shaving your eyebrow….everything

  • Mister Akme

    Ditto on the comments….keep being a likeable dick….heh

  • http://www.fightlinker.com dulljake

    You don’t have to call me DullJake people. Just Jake. Am I still the forgettable half of fightlinker?

  • stellar53

    No Jake, you are as memorable as that other guy on Fightlinker….

  • http://www.eightsides.com ajadoniz

    remember, i’m the one that thoroughly enjoys currency jokes, but this one hurt me :( I can easily be happy again because your currency is called the looney… dopes. :D

  • godzillad

    Guida can be beat if you can match or surpass his work ethic, as evidenced by the Griffin and Melendez fights. If Huerta can keep up his usual pace, even against someone going hard back, he can win this.

  • http://MMAcritique.blogspot.com Thomas

    at least the dollar is better than the Peso.

  • stellar53

    lol at godzillad thinking Griffin actually beat Guida….

  • operator

    Americans are so sensitive and patriotic. One comment about the american dollar and all your panties are in a bunch. Maybe you rednecks should just unclench and don’t take it so personally it was just a joke.

  • Ted Dibiase

    yeah dont go so crazy like karo’s brother when mac broke his elbow

  • godzillad

    ”O HAY IM A NOOB WHO LISTENS TO CAPLAN AND IOLE INSTEAD OF MAKING MAI OWN OPINIONS IM JUST GONNA FORGET ABOUT THE FIRST FOUR MINUTES OF ROUND THREE IN THE GUIDA/GRIFFIN FITE WHEN CLAY WAS GETTING HIS ASS BEAT”

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlwbWMDjwB8 Accomando

    “..ABOUT THE FIRST FOUR MINUTES OF ROUND THREE IN THE GUIDA/GRIFFIN..”

    Bullshit, still got the fight on DVR, its was an even 2 1/2 minutes of tyson woking him, and the last 2 1/2 where Guida was working him in round 3.

    Plus, look at the mo’fo’s faces after the fight ends, Guida KNEW he won, and tyson KNEW he lost, you can see it on thier faces, hota.

  • kermit_01

    I say Guida if he can finish him, but if he can’t it will go to a Decesion then it will be Huerta.

  • Nate

    I think the Italian Stallion is going to take this one, Unanimous Decision.

  • Ryan

    Hmm.
    http://www.fightmetric.com/assets/FightMetric Griffin-Guida.pdf

    Interesting read, at least.

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