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Does Tonya play for the other team?

Everyone has been waiting with baited breath for me to comment on what Tonya Evinger said about Gina Carano. I don’t think I’ve ever gotten more emails asking me what I think of this:

“I’d like to make out with Gina, but I am here to knock her out. Either way she wants it, though, is fine with me.”

Most people didn’t really look past the comment other than to say “Har har that’s so hot”. Me? When I hear shit like that, I wonder if it’s just Tonya trying to get some attention. I question everything … when the waitress at a bar flirts with me, I don’t assume it’s because she likes me. I assume it’s because she wants a bigger tip. All girls are sneaky, and you should really do some investigation before believing anything that rolls off their forked tongues.

And after investigating, here’s what I’ve found. The good news is there’s a lot of proof that Tonya meant just what she said. Delving through her Myspace page, I discovered that not only is she listed as ‘Bi’ in her orientation, but that she’s really really bisexual. Not bisexual like all girls say they’re bisexual when they’re 19. Tonya is full on get drunk and ride her girl friend’s face bisexual.

The great things about bisexuals is they swing both ways. Lesbians are all cool, but most guys forget that, by definition, lesbians aren’t going to fuck them. Not the case for Tonya. There’s a good amount of boy and girl attention going on through comments on her myspace and her comments on various myspace pages. So in short, I am going to conclude this investigation by saying Tonya definitely swings both ways. And that’s okay by me.

**UPDATE** Looks like Tonya Evinger is really playing up this whole bisexual thing. In this video interview with Jason Mayhem Miller, she talks about how she’s gonna pull Carano’s clothes off. At this point there’s no doubt in my mind: Tonya is trying to get into Gina’s head. Big thanks to PMWillis for pointing this video out to me … I’d stopped watching them because of ‘$kala’. And as a last side note, Mayhem Miller is still flirting with danger by working with ProElite.

  • garth

    {ma kelly} Now that you’re part of the family I want you to know…I swing both ways.{/ma kelly}

  • kentyman

    So you’re saying she roots for the Anacondas AND the Pitbulls.

  • shanaconda

    woah – her interview with jason miller will leave you speechless:

  • garth

    I’d PIITB.

  • fightlinker

    KENTYMAN : Classic. Pure Gold. Awesomeness. You are the master. I bow to you, good sir.

    And yea, I just updated the post with the link to the video about Tonya’s latest talkings

  • Matt

    Evinger should meet up Tamiribuchi.. I would have to crotch check Tonya’s ole lady to believe he/she hasn’t been under the knife a time or two. 8===D? !

  • marshal

    I can only imagine a guy name Golddust invading mens’ mma, getting all sexually perverse in interviews. He’d trap Hughe’s in north south and do some pelvic thrusts. Keep it professional dike!

  • josh

    she would kick your ass