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Donald Cerrone calls Anthony Pettis a “bitch-ass,” apparently not too concerned about upcoming fight with Melvin Guillard

Any man who is unapologetic about rocking a vest is not to be trifled with.

Donald “The Cowboy” Cerrone is just that, a cowboy. And not just some counterfeit cowboy, mind you. When I lived in South Carolina, every sumbitch at the bar had on shit-kickers, a ten-gallon hat, young-ass jeans, and a belt buckle that could double as a Thanksgiving serving plate. But that was mostly just for the fashion element to score that local tail. No, Cerrone is a real cowboy, the kind that lives on a ranch, lassos steer, and doesn’t give a good fuck about pleasing anyone.

In an interview with Lowkick, Cerrone talks about fighting his former training partner, Guillard:

“I will fight him and yes, he is my brother, but I want to get paid and I will go through anyone they set before me.”

See what I mean about not giving a damn about pleasing anyone? A more diplomatic person would have worded that differently. Saying that Guillard is his brother and that he will fight him is fine. They’re fighters. This is their job. But throwing in the “I want to get paid” part takes away any semblance of professional duty and makes it sound like Cerrone would leg-kick his nanna for a few grand.

He also touches on the guy he really wants to fight:

“Anthony Pettis’ bitch ass! Anthony, quit hiding behind your sore shoulder and come to the dance.”

Dayum! Calling a guy a bitch-ass in public is a call-out of the highest order. It’s an affront to one’s very manhood. Basically, it’s effective. Cerrone has been calling out Pettis for some time. It makes sense. Pettis’ unique situation as the only guy on the UFC roster to have defeated current champion, Ben Henderson, makes him a fighter of interest at 155. But, Cerrone still has to deal with his brother, Mel in a week. And seeing as Cerrone likes to stand and bang, and hasn’t exactly demonstrated the highest fight IQ in the past, Guillard is certainly no walk through.

Might want to focus a tad more on the steer 100 yards away and not so much on the one grazing four counties over.

  • voice of reason

    pettis will fuck him up

  • theinsaneoneJustinMcCully

    that is one sumbitch cowboy that’s gonna skin you for talking about his nanna

  • noiseless

    he just a bitch on a horse.

  • ButtsexSocialism

    Gotta respect the hat though.

  • Reverend Clint

    cowboys are just above lettuce pickers in my book… so fuck off ranch hand

  • G Funk

    “Hi Nick I’m Cowboy.”

  • Komodo

    I dig cowboy hats that are grossly over-sized.

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