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Don’t ask Andrei about his chin

The only thing Andrei Arlovski hates more than those three brutal first round knockouts is being asked about them. From a ProElite press conference:

“Come on, let’s be f*cking serious. I’m already sick of f*cking stupid questions about head injuries and weak chin. It’s f*cking bullsh*t and honestly, it pisses me off. Who says? I don’t know. I’m feeling great. I’m in good shape and everything’s fine. Do I look like a f*cking retired person or something? I don’t understand. Next question.”

Yep, sounds like someone who’s totally dealt with the issue.

  • iamphoenix

    Yes. Yes you do.

  • CAP

    Denial is the first stage. Now the anger is setting in.

  • UberShmact

    He did fight three dudes who hit pretty hard. He fought Bigfoot in between those KO’s and didn’t get put down.

  • glassjawsh

    dear andrei,

    remember this?


    NO? didn’t think so….


    well this guy did that to you in 1999

    ^ THIS GUY!!!!  WTF??? BRO???

    if you get ktfo by a gay paranoid schizophrenic skinhead slavic paganist who claims that Jesus was an Israeli super spy and that he himself is the son of Perun, god of thunder, you lose to right to bitch about anyone’s questions about your chin.

  • CAP

    Exactly. It’s always been bad. Is that nutjob still on the loose?

  • glassjawsh

    no he got extradited back to russia (from a mental asylum in Norway) back in march

    also check out the guy spazzing the fuck out behind greg jackson in the gif. almost as hilarious as the look of mutual disgust and disappointment gregor is sporting after andrei gets flatlined

  • Blackula Jonez

    The real question that we need to ask is: What are the best techniques to use when stunned/on queer street? And how do you simulate the feeling of being hurt in training without damaging the fighter.


    Other than having a fighter doing drills where they sit in a spinning chair or have them spend 5 mins in a meat locker, how is a fighter going to find out their own panic instincts and practice ways to stop the damage without getting finished.

    Not every one is like a Lytle were they can eat a ko punch, wobble around for 5 seconds while still throwing haymakers and recover. 

    In regards to Andrei, sadly i think he may be past the point of being able to take shots and recover fast enough to evade or stop the follow up murder fist aimed at his skull.

  • G Funk

    Funny thing is that skinhead thinks he looks badass with his dumbass finger on the trigger of that chitty lil gun!

  • frickshun

    So Andrei suffers from narcolepsy & sleep apnea. Get off the man’s case!! What does that have to do w/being a good interview. What’s that? 75% of the past 4 opponents have knocked him unconcious? And 7 of 9 losses came from KO (TKO)?? Okay, maaaaaaybe he has a small problem receiving facial strikes.

  • iamphoenix

    Haha. Facial strikes wtf lmfao

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    How about you keep your fucking guard up?  That might dull my memory.  Hands stay up after every single punch ‘Drei.  Also, try to move anyway but straight backwards.

  • lukustra

    sounds like he has some head issues.

  • lukustra

    although ive always really liked arlovski so its kinda sad that his glass jaw is now styrofoam. he just looks like a badass. did some action movies, and pulled in some of the hottest tail ive ever seen. he also rocked tim sylvia a couple of times. the only ko he should be truely ashamed of is that Brett Rogers fight. that dude was so overhyped, he couldnt even finish his wife. too soon??

  • CAP

    Maybe he needs to grow his sampson hair back. I miss that guy.

  • agentsmith

    I just think it’s funny that he was the first MMA guy to go train with Freddie Roach, but he STILL lets guys back him straight into the cage instead of circling away.

  • kwagnuth

    I heard he got knocked out on bully beatdown and Van Damm also knocked him out by accident during their movie. Then he was holding a baby and the baby knocked him out too. Sad.

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  • ghostboner

    AA always has been and always will be one of my favorite fighters. But yeah the Samson hair and the beard would probably help. Please God just let him beat this 205lb guy he’s gonna fight. Please.

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    Fuck winning – I’d be happy if he just protected his head and didn’t get knocked out en route to a decision loss or a sub.  I was a total fanboy for his lil vamp-guard and I’ve seen his glassy stare too many times.

  • iamphoenix

    Im so jealous of kwag nuths post god dam it some of have to work for a living. Im gonna punch your bananas so hard.

  • P W

    Andrei vs. Big Nog = Only Andrei fight I’d be interested in

  • Komodo

    Maybe he needs to grow his sampson hair back. I miss that guy.


    This. Absolutely this.