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Don’t Mess with Celeste

The details are out regarding Arianny Celeste‘s domestic battery arrest, along with a picture of the dude she battered: her (ex?) boyfriend Praveen Chandra.

Lopez told police her boyfriend choked her and grabbed her right arm during an argument about text messages, the reports said. Officers noted that Lopez had scratches on her right arm.

Detectives interviewed Chandra who said Lopez kicked him in the nose in a limousine, where the argument started, the reports said. The argument escalated in the hotel room, at which point Chandra accused Lopez of throwing two vases at him, police said.

Chandra recorded parts of the argument on his cell phone, which showed him following Lopez around the hotel room and demanding to know why she kicked him in the nose, the reports said. Officers noted injuries to Chandra’s nose and scratches to his chest and arm.

“Chandra also continued to laugh at Lopez every time she said how she felt about him,” according to the arrest reports.

If you had any doubt from the picture, we now have douchebag confirmation. I repeat: douchbaginess is confirmed. In Chandra’s defense, when you’re that charming it’s really hard to understand why anyone would ever kick you in the face.

Next up: the cell phone video popping up on TMZ. I swear, they only started covering the sport so they could extend their scandal coverage to MMA related meltdowns. Smart business move.

  • Reverend Clint

    who is that supposedly hot and dates an Indian guy names Paveen? She must really love curry and Bollywood. So she is just like every other dumb “hot” chick out there… hangs out with douches.

  • Giallo

    ^ he looks like a massive doucher for sure.

  • agentsmith

    Glad the cops arrested them both, instead of the usual where only the guy goes to jail.

  • Reverend Clint

  • Letibleu

  • Rev.Mal

    ^^^^ Dam dude i spit out my lunch at that funny stuff…

  • SHORT_BUS

    I’m sure this guy is dirt poor and works at a 7 – 11…..

    We need more info on Mr. Chandra. Need to see that video too. Fightlinker needs to get crackin with some FOIA requests so they can scoop all the legit… errr other MMA websites.

  • glassjawsh

    this story is so low brow that even middle easy refused to cover it.

    I CANNOT REPEAT THAT LOUDLY ENOUGH

    that is why FL > ME    

    <3 FL fo-evs

  • Reverend Clint

    ME’s writters are kinda gay most of the time… its like a buncha emo MMA hipsters there.

  • Letibleu

    ME articles leave me scratching my head half the time. Its like a really bad immature beta version of penix material.

  • sharaab

    as the resident indian guy around these parts, i can guarantee you this guys is a douchebag. he has the standard indian guy douchebag haircut. also, now i know that arianny has brown fever, i’m thinking about moving to las vegas. 
    too bad i’m dirt poor and work at 7-11. do they have 7-11s in vegas? i can put in a transfer.

  • kvelertak

    terrible terrible woman.

  • ButtHorn

    She goes out with that dude?!

    Go figure that went wrong!

    Thats aboot as smart as going oot with an ehtalian dude!

  • iamphoenix

  • iamphoenix

    who the F is lopez?

    and thanks for the complinement( (?) :( / : ) ) leddy.

  • G Funk

    I can see her kicking his ass. HOWCAN SHE SLAP?! HOW SHE SLAP!?

  • Blackula Jonez

    I am surprised that there has been only one How can she slap!? reference.

    And sorry, I can’t hate on a broad if she digs the dark meat. 

  • Reverend Clint

    this is curry not soul food blackula

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    GFunk – “How can she slap?” damn near drowned me in 2oz of coffee.  Bastard.

  • Letibleu

    THE question, THE only question:

    Is this guy a step UP or a step DOWN from Tiki?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003406245530 Crew

    Please somebody tell me what bendo has on grey Maynard cause I say grey walks all over him in every asepct. What make u think Edgar will c anything he hasnt before in bendo maybe a slower pace no striking skills I don’t no maybe it’s his long hair

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