The title means something, what it is I’m not exactly sure

So I sat down last night/this morning around 1am to watch the new JCVD/Cung Le movie “Dragon Eyes”. To say it’s bad would be an understatement. I took notes while watching it.

Spoiler Alert!

• JCVD looks like he has on Malcom X glasses, see poster above.
• Gilbert Melendez speaks Spanish but sounds like a teenager.
• Gil looks so stupid with his giant wannabe cholo jacket.
• Cung le was dubbed over with a white mans voice.
• Cung looks old as fuck, at least 400 years old.
• During a gang fight scene he beats Gils ass with another mans legs.
• Then Gil gets punched by other guy.
• Randomly transitions from past and present, or i think its the past.
• JCVD is his spiritual mentor in prison and the have a huge cell.
• Mister V aka Robo Cop aka Peter Weller looks like a 20′s gangster.
• Cung Le uses rake to fight gang members
• Pretty good fight scenes for a $500 movie
• Best part of movie is two crackheads who fight a “ninja” after getting high.
• Robo Cop plays Russian roulette with a guys dick, suck on that Arlovski
• Hendo plays a dirty cop who beats the shit out of cung le, but it takes like 2-3 minutes of solid one sided beating to finally knock him out.
• A fat Trevor Prangley plays a Russian Gangster called Lord Devil Dog.
• Rich Clementi apparently plays one of his henchmen but I never spotted him.

Hope I didn’t ruin it with spoilers, not that you are going to watch this living aborted fetus. Anyways I was too high to figure out the plot other than Cung Le is the “good” guy.

I give this 3 out of 10 thumbs up just for some decent acting by Peter Weller.

Random Pics after the Jump!

Gilbert Melendez getting pushed through a SUV window. Staight 209 bitchez!!!

JCVD playing games with Cungs heart in Prison.

“I suck therefore I am”