It was a slow news day today so I decided to sit down and watch all of Lyoto Machida’s fights to see if I’ve been too hard on him. This was a mistake. Watching Lyoto Machida makes me want to shoot myself in the face with a rifle. Like literally get one of those big long barrel rifles and get it all cocked and ready, then put the end to my face and the butt to the floor. I would then use my toe to pull the trigger and blow my fucking brains all over the place. That is how terrible it is watching Lyoto Machida fight.