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Evan Tanner says fuck you!

Over at, Evan isn’t all that happy that everyone’s attributing his success to genetics rather than good ol’fashioned elbow grease:

One thing I’ve heard consistently is how lucky I am to have such great genetics, how blessed I am, as if that is it and that’s all. All of my hard work dismissed so easily with that statement “You’re so lucky to have good genetics.” Of course I have good genetics, but that’s not the total answer. What some people fail to recognize is the total dedication, the nearly obsessive committment to reaching my goal.

Those who make statement fail to recognize the fact that I workout up to four times a day, any single one of those workouts being far more intense than any singe workout most people with do their entire lives. They fail to acknowledge the incredibly strict diet, 85% to 95% raw organic foods. The fact that I’ve made it a point to be active my entire life, or the fact that I’ve studied nutrition, and physiological performance for over twenty years, and have applied that knowledge.

I know what you mean, Evan. Some people tell me “God, you’re funny!” And I say “God has nothing to do with it you motherfucker!” and I smash their fucking teeth in with one of those glass bottles of Frutopia. Then as they lay there on the ground bleeding, I ask “Do you think God likes that, you cunt?”

People are such pricks. I hate them all. At least Evan knows where it’s at.

  • ukiro

    Can’t his ability to focus and commit so intensely be a genetic predisposition?

  • Lifer


  • Matt (tapout name shitstain)

    I probably consume roughly 3% organic food.

  • fightlinker

    Hehe no one’s against eating better … it’s putting things in your butt and urine that most people aren’t down with. You know you’re mah boy, Lifer, but you can’t expect people on this site who aren’t even willing to give half the top fighters in the world any credit to come around to that kind of thinking.

  • pauli

    you make it sound like you’ve got a problem with having a cash only policy.

  • frickshun

    “God has nothing to do with it you motherfucker!”

    I’m falling for you Linker.

  • Lifer

    yeah i know im just being a jackass and causing shit, getting into the FL spirit, etc.

  • Accomando

    Lifer, you sick fuck, keep it up.


    Quote of the Day:

    “God, you’re funny!” And I say “God has nothing to do with it you motherfucker!”

  • MacDaddy

    Fine, fine but does he drink piss and take his coffee up the ass? No? Then you’re not working hard enough, Evan…

    I hope Evan rules when he fights again, I’m starting to really like him.

  • dignan

    Evan: Don’t forget about the BOOZE! or your God given ability to not be able to sail.

  • kentyman

    Worst. Ability. Ever.

  • Lifer

    what evan doesnt realize at this point is that it’s his ‘drive’ his just his addictions putting him back into another position to crash and burn. it’s going to be one hell of a ride.

  • Beau

    So what he is saying is that eating 85%-95% raw organic foods is hard work because its expensive and tastes shitty. Its always these fringe contenders preaching the organic food crap, you never hear any champs on the bandwagon.

    I’d rather die of preservatives or whatever these organic freaks are worried about than give up eating the Baconator, possibly the most delicious sandwhich ever made. The best part is its 0% organic.

  • fightlinker

    Aren’t pig testicles considered ‘organs’ and therefore ‘organic’?

  • Lifer

    organic food tastes SHITTY now? jesus fucking christ youre a moron.

    how could NATURALLY grown vegetables and fruit possibly taste worse than shit that’s been factory farmed and GMO’d til it doesnt even TASTE like anything anymore?

    if you arent at least sampling the difference between factory farmed and organic fruit you’re seriously missing out on an eye opening revelation. i have never in my life had a strange or wrong tasting piece of organic fruit but before i started i didnt even know what the fruit was supposed to taste like so i didnt know. GMO fruit to me is bland and tasteless since i know the difference.

    the biggest difference ive noticed is in pears, i always hated pears my entire life but i’d only had GMO pears. the first time i tried organic pears i fell in love and i cant stop eating them. next in line is definitely apples/oranges. also the knowledge that im not downing pesticides and whatever else was sprayed all over the food makes me feel good inside!

  • fightlinker

    i heart Hardee’s Baconators … they’re the only food i’d consider putting up my butt.

  • Accomando

    Whatever, enjoy your inect-egg-infested veggies and fruit. It’s not like the pesticides don’t have a purpose. You probably have worms.

  • Lifer

    i perform parasite cleanses and get my blood checked for them regularly. can you say the same? :D

  • Wu Tang

    The power of one says fuck you bitches with his golden eggs he grew in the desert of las vegas!

  • Accomando

    “…i perform parasite cleanses…”

    Drinking Luke Cummo’s piss doesn’t count as a “parasite cleanse”.

  • Lifer

    stay ignorant, moron.

  • fightlinker

    Just remember: if Lifer lives longer than us, he’s gonna stop by our graves and piss on them

  • kentyman

    organic food tastes SHITTY now? jesus fucking christ youre a moron.

    I don’t see how his opinion on the taste of organic food is any more moronic than yours. “You disagree with me on the flavor of a food? You must have a low intelligence!”

    You know you’re our boy, Lifer, but can we seriously stop talking about nutrition now? We all disagree with you, and that’s not going to change. You don’t have to get so defensive about it.

  • Accomando

    “…stay ignorant, moron….”

    If “stay ignorant moron” is in reference to me not drinking Luke Cummo’s urine, well, then I plan on staying ignorant moron.

  • Xavier

    Lifer just likes things in the butt.

    Evan Tanner comes off supremely douchebaggy in that interview. I hope he gets popped for juicing.

  • dignan

    Anyone who chooses to eat genetically modified, processed junk is an idiot who doesn’t deserve an explanation of what they are missing.

    To each his own.

    I choose to eat healthy, and live healthy…with the odd day or weekend of binge drinking. So sue me.

    I love it how people are choosing to mix the ideas of organic food and drinking piss?

  • operator

    He makes it a point to be active his entire life is kinda funny considering the photos of him with the bubba gut. So I guess blackouts don’t count. Other than that my hats off to the guy he might make a run of it but I hope he doesn’t piss it all away when it’s over.

  • Cyrus

    LIFER! STFU. STFU. STFU! I hate you so fucking much it’s ridiculous. Stop talking about stupid fucking shit. Nobody cares.

  • MacDaddy

    “Just remember: if Lifer lives longer than us, he’s gonna stop by our graves and piss on them”

    According to Luke Cummo that might bring us back to life…..