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Fat Fuck Tournament

DEEP is putting on a ‘Megaton’ grand prix, which means it’s a big fatty fest. Not only is this the most awesome concept ever, but if you’re a fat fuck too, you get free booze!

DEEP has announced the match-ups for their Megaton GP. I expect the fighters going at it with a lot of heart and maybe not the best of skills in this event. All in all, should make for some exciting fights.

Also, audience members weighing in at over 100kg can expect a 500yen drink coupon.

  • Atom

    Well its about time! My money is on the fat kid in the denim overalls.

  • dignan

    Fat bottom boys make this rocking mma world go round.

  • Xavier

    Ha, normally freakshows are annoying, but there’s something about the title “Megaton Grand Prix” that is at least amusing.

  • scorchamatic

    sheeyit…….overweight asians and free booze? count me in.

  • groda

    Oh hell yeah, I qualify for free drinks! I knew bulking up was the right thing to do!

    People were like:
    Oh no baby, baby you fat.
    But I was like:
    Pffft, this gonna be awesome, it’s all quality weight foo!
    I have been vindicated.

    And whats this I hear about heavy dudes not being athletic? Dude I’m 230 and I wear training clothes all the time. If that don’t make me athletic I don’t know what does.

  • ilostmydog

    They forgot to mention the special rules for this event. Seeing as these guys are such fatasses, the tournament is:

    2 x 3 min rounds with a 3 minute break between rounds.

    I’m not even kidding.

  • Toxie

    Awesome! DEEP almost always starts their cards with 2-3 of these matches during their normal events. They are pretty entertaining, so I expect BIG things out of this tourny…

  • Steve4192

    Somebody need to contact the fat kid from the infamous ‘Ben Rothwell versus the fat kid’ video and tell him to get his lard ass to Japan ASAP.

  • Steve4192

    For the record, here is the link to the previously mentioned fight, complete with redneck commentary.

    This video has JackalTV written all over it.

  • Geoff

    Is BJ going to be in this?

  • ubertwat

    dude, saying free booze then getting a coupon for 1 free beer could cause a riot with fat alky’s. I was excited till i read the 500 Yen part.

  • Swedish guy

    So a free beer for the likes of Gina Carano, then.

  • garth

    what’s five hundred yen, like seven cents?

  • x5BoltMainx

    Us skinny folks will have to sit this one out.

  • JapanMMA

    Garth, 500 yen is like 5 dollars. It is about the price of 1 beer.

  • garth

    just a joke. I don’t know anything bout kah razy furrin munny. it probably has some stupid varmint like a beaver on it anyhoo

  • Matt (but I signed up as Mr. Unbelievable Pants)


  • andres

    WoW fat ppl rock my testies

    Hahhaahahaha the winner gets the fatass grandprix belt to skinne chicks and a 20 pound icecream cake
    Makes me wanna roll my ass over and land on a bitch haha fuck I love me some fatboy fights

  • nephildevil

    hahahaah! great!