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FATAL Black Tiger Attack

(He seems cheerful now, just don’t talk to his women)

This is the problem with exciting prospects from Russia. One day they’re on the way to the top, the next they’re being accused of killing someone. Our comrade Grigory introduced us all to new Bellator signee Rasul ‘Black Tiger’ Mirzaev a few days ago. Now it sounds like he might end up in a different kind of cage.

The student, Ivan Agafonov, was outside a popular Moscow nightclub with friends when the incident occurred. He had with him a radio-controlled toy car and apparently used it to strike up conversation with a woman of Mirzaev’s acquaintance.

A witness claims that when Agafonov jokingly offered the young woman “a lift” in his toy car, Mirzaev interjected. The two then exchanged words before Mirzaev allegedly kicked the toy car to pieces. He then apparently hit the young man one blow with his left hand.

Agafonov was dropped by the punch, which knocked him unconscious. He regained consciousness around 15 minutes later and was initially thought to be fine but then “began raving like a lunatic”. Several hours later, he lost consciousness again and lingered in a coma for four days before passing away on Wednesday.

A formal charge has been laid against Mirzaev under Section 4 of Article 111 of the Criminal Code (Russia). This section deals with acts ‘causing serious bodily injury resulting in death.’ Nightclub security cameras have reportedly captured the whole incident on tape.

Typically it’s not the punch that kills someone but their skull smashing up against the pavement when they fall. For some reason though, the cops don’t seem to care so much about that distinction…

  • scissors61

    oy vay. 

  • dawgbone

    Generally the skull doesn’t smash up against the pavement if they don’t get punched in the face to begin with.

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    THIS is why we can’t have russians fighting unless they’re slaves to Mob & God.  Zen just doesn’t translate.

  • iamphoenix

    Russian fighter dude punched toy car russian dude because russian fighter dude isnt stupid. He knows his girlfriend cant fit inside the toy car. Its very disrespectful to invite someone into a toy car they can not fit in to. Its only russian tradition to punch owners of toy car, especially when there is no leg room.

  • scissors61

    shoulda gone with m-1, putin would’ve had this shit hushed up in a matter of seconds 

  • fightlinker

    lol iamphoenix

  • Letibleu

    There was plenty of room.

  • Blackula Jonez

    Damn, sucks to hear. I still dug our good comrad Grigory’s post though.


    This has to be one of thw worst russian overreactions since chernobyl.

  • iamphoenix

    Cool acknowledgement form ryan fightlinker wank wank wank.

    Totally unrelated, i want to have a dozen premature babies…peal a dozen bananas and replace the bananas with the premature babies and walk to starbucks with them every morning and order a dozen new bananas for tomorrow.

  • frickshun

    ^^HAHA. Ruh-tard.

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    If you watch the video, it’s clear he was just being a violent macho douche.  Hope he rots.

    EDIT:  I hope my earlier comments are seen as silliness in mocking reactionary bigotry, and not actually insulting Russians.  They obviously can’t take a joke.

  • repenttokyo

    i wonder if “raving like a lunatic” will be listed as the official cause of death.

  • iamphoenix

    Whats with the update dj, something happen?

  • Morghen

    His mail-order Russian wife slapped him around.

  • Reverend Clint

    the guy looks like the eastern european Mayhem Miller onmly 90% less fun

  • G Funk

    The problem with Mixed “Martial Artists” from any country is that they do not have the honor, respect and dicipwin that a true martial artist should have. They’re just some cocky jocks that can literally kill people with their skills.

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    G-funk with the obvious. Just like our wrestlers here; they rack uh disappwin.

  • CAP

    Fucking dumbass. He could be Heath Herring’s bastard child with that hair too.