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Fedor thinks it’s time to retire

We now have at least one reason to check out Fedor’s next fight against Pedro Rizzo:

“I think it’s time to call it a day,” Emelianenko said. “This fight may be my last one.”

Maybe Fedor is just suffering from CRS (Crocop Retirement Syndrome)? Or PMMS (Pointless M-1 Matchmaking Sadness)? Perhaps his Sweater of Ultimate Power is starting to fray, and Fedor sees this as a message from above that it’s time to step away from the sport.

I can only hope that his bearded priest buddy can convince him to continue. Orthodox Jesus is so close to returning, and if there ever was a sign that the End of Days was upon us, it’s watching Fedor reduced to fighting guys like Jeff Monson and Pedro Rizzo.

  • Reverend Clint

    he’s been fighting shitty opponents since at least 2004

  • iamphoenix

    He still has to fight Handy Cootier

  • theinsaneoneJustinMcCully

    When he fight relevant he mysteriously lose

  • Reverend Cunt

    Reverend, you are a total and utter dipshit.  Fedor has beaten MANY UFC Champs, some of them more than one time, and fought the best they put before him for 10 years. 

    He also fucked your mother, but who HASNT done that.  I heard the smell of her cunt almost forced him to tap.

  • drunkenjunk

    totally cunt

    like the time he beat Brett Rogers or over the hill Arlovski, or middleweight Matt Lindland, Hong man choi, a bunch of Jap cans or Jeff monson

    they were all so awesome

  • Reverend Clint

    wow rev cunt is such a dumb cock smoker

    Satoshi Ishii- 4-2-1 Sucks Dicks and cant even beat up a loser like Paulo Filho

    Jeff Monson- 44-13 he’s 21-7 since leaving the UFC against such wonders as Jason Guida and Jimmy Ambriz

    Dan Henderson- KTFO

    Antonio Silva- maybe top 15 and still got TKO’d

    Fabricio Werdum- Subbed

    and from then to 2005 is a who’d who of shitty fighters and mutants like Zulu and Hong man Choi.

  • theinsaneoneJustinMcCully

    Bob Sapp is his true test

  • ThePooperProtagonist

    Fedor thinks its time to retire concern aboot Fedor.

    Didn’t Bob Sapp have something to eat today?

  • Art

    I am a native Russian speaker, and nowhere in the video did he mentioned anything about retiring or fighting his next fight, he was talking about the upcoming Sambo tournament that his teammates  are participating in. 

  • Ron Jeremy

    Art, you are listening wrong. Listen to the subliminal message of the sweater. The movement clearly says retirement is around the corner.

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    I just read the article he linked to where he says this might be his last.

  • ThePooperProtagonist

    “…he was talking about the upcoming Sambo tournament that his teammates  are participating in. “

    As if Russian wasn’t worth speaking in the first place.

    ;)

    I have to agree with Ron Jeremy (I have since the age of 14),
    the sweater speaks for him and begs to differ.

  • Ron Jeremy

    - Neither Werdum, Bigfoot or hendo could retire the Fedor, but his sweater can.
    - His sweater can verbally speak any language in Russian Braille
    -3M Scotch Brite pads were invented by studying Fedor’s sweater
    -The Gays and Lesbians actually considered dropping the rainbow because it closely resembled Fedor’s sweater and they did not want to offend him
    -If you rub a wooden stick against Fedor’s sweater, you can create fire.
    -J.R.R.Tolkian based “one ring to rule them all” on the label sewn inside Fedor’s sweater which reads “one sweater will rule them all”

  • Giallo

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