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Fedor’s first opponent named!

M-1 has officially announced that Fedor’s first opponent in their organization will be none other than Bo ‘Redrum’ Cantrell. “People like to say there are no challenges for Fedor outside of the UFC.” said M-1 president Monty Cox. “This fight proves that adage to be completely incorrect.”

Coming off a spectacular loss to world class fighter Kimbo Slice, Bo Cantrell wowed the world with his fierce determination and unwillingness to quit. “Cantrell is a never say die kind of guy … he’s up for any challenge and always gives it his all” continues Cox. “If it wasn’t for that devastating hook to the armpit, who knows how the Cantrell / Slice fight would have went?”

M-1 star Fedor Emelianenko also voiced his respect for his opponent. “Bo Cantrell is a tough fighter and a worthy opponent for me. After wins against middleweight Matt Lindland, elderly Mark Coleman, and fatty Zuluzinho, I cannot think of anyone else I would rather fight.”

Josh Barnett, often considered the only realistic challenge for Fedor currently available on the market, had this to say: “What the fuck? Hello! What the fuck is wrong with you people? What do I have to do to get this fight???”

  • ajadoniz

    lol source? and no, you can’t say animal tranqs.

  • igorpunck

    what ta fuck? tell me you are fucking joking.

  • Bo

    You guys hurt my feelings and confused the retards. Shame on you!

  • steve24

    LMFAO!!! Fedor shouldn’t even be in the top 10 after this. In 2009, people will be like, “Fedor who?”

  • nois29

    this just made my day

  • Audacity

    Houston Alexander defeats Keith Jardine: Jardine gets to fight in the main event against Chuck Liddell. Kimbo Slice defeats Bo Cantrell: Bo Cantrell gets to fight in the main event against Fedor. Is fighting the man who won too obvious? Is there something I’m missing here?

  • Matt (tapout name shitstain)

    source =

  • fightlinker

    makes perfect sense to me …. *whistles*

  • operator

    What a stellar performance by Bo he definately earned his shot at Fedor by tapping out to such a worthy opponent. M1 will have record sales and the world will be watching in anticipation. Will Fedor prevail and beat the odds again. It will be a war and only one man will be standing when it is over the only question is who.

  • Dru Down

    “It will be a war and only one man will be standing when it is over the only question is who.”

    Actually, I think the only question is “why?”

  • Matt

    21.7416 Norwegian Kroner on Bo by intimidation.

  • Matt (tapout name shitstain)

    Bo lays down faster than Shannon Ritch

  • MMA Fever

    LOL – Bo ‘Can’trell

  • Xavier

    Bo Cantrell has a perfect name for a thirty-something female singer-songwriter.

  • Trol

    lmao. Surprisingly, this would not surprise me. I have not even watched the Fedor Vs Lindland fight. I don’t care to see Fedor fight unless it is Barnett, Couture, or maybe even Jeff Monson.

  • dandeman

    LMAO. Is it April Fools up there in Canada? Or when u smoke, is tobacco optional? I say Cantrel drops in 5 seconds, then shouts to Cox, “Hey where’s my 5 million dollars?”

  • skunkhits

    Bo knows: shut up, lay down, and collect the check. Fedor 1st round by brutal phantom punch

  • Mobb Deep

    Fuck you FL, I hope the Dr. plays this same kind of joke on you with your next STD test.

  • Swedish guy

    ROFLMAO LOLZ and so on and so forth, been a productive day at the FL HQ I see! One of the greatest days in FL history, contentwise, I’d say!

  • Zheroen

    [reads the comments]

    Wow. Is it “special needs” day in the comments section?

  • fightlinker

    I think people are just so used to the low brow homo humor around here that no one was expecting satire ;-)

  • el feo

    in other news, george bush wins the nobel prize.

  • Michaelthebox

    Tell me about it Zheroen.

  • Xavier

    The average human being is allergic to well-done sarcasm. Allergic in the brain.

  • Mr. Theplague

    I still have my fingers crossed for Monstah Lobstah/Fedor in ’08.

  • Matt (tapout name shitstain)

    Your STD doctor will jokingly inform you that everything is alright and that pus dripping from your wang is his hangover.

  • intenso

    I think it’s more just MMA is so fucked up, nothing seems implausible. That and most mma internet fagets are like 15 years old.

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  • Jonathan

    This has to be fake

  • Tommy

    This is gotta be the dumbest move they have made yet. First who cares to see the fight? I can tell you the winner without spending a dime. Worse is, if Fedor lost to a big name then so what, shit happens. It’s still fucking Fedor for gods sake. If by some fuck up planetary alignment Bo ko’s him or ‘opens a cut’ to big to continue, you’ve just became a garbage company with nothing to offer over night.

  • Tommy

    And to think I thought you we’re serious at first. Hrumpp

  • fightfan

    Hilarious. I just cant believe there are people that think this is a serious post. Bo Cantrell probably would’nt even insult Fedor over the telephone or internet, yet alone face him in person

  • hbdale309

    Hmmm, I’m not so sure I like this idea. Don’t get me wrong, Bo is a former HW champion and he defended his belt five times(almost as many as Fedor)… but c’mon! He doesn’t deserve Fedor. Look at his last few fights for example – he can’t even make it out of the 1st round at this point in his career. This whole ordeal reflects poorly on Fedor more than anyone else… and LOL @ what Barnett said.

  • Boshy Claus

    Mark my words.. Fedor vs. Arvlovski within a year and a half.

  • kermit_01

    Hey anything is possible in MMA. I wouldn’t be suprised if they feed Fedor someone who dosn’t stand a chance in hell, rather than give fans a good fight.

  • Swedish guy

    I guess this says it all regarding this thread and some of the people living in their mom’s basement posting in it:

    And yeah, the theme is because you can’t fuckin search in FL 1.5.

  • Swedish guy

    And yeah, the image above is a total clusterfuck. ENLIGHTENED is the word, of course, lol. But I guess it could just as well say “literate”. Kinda set that one up on myself, didn’t I? WHERE’S THE GODDAMN EDIT FUNCTION?

  • DdogBiOtCh

    *said in high pitch voice* Aww My Pussy Hurts!!!

  • marshal

    When Fedor loses this will be the end of him.