What’s up with GSP’s muscles coming off the bone easier than a rack of slow cooked ribs lately? Is someone gonna finally track down that gypsy and figure out a way to apologize for whatever MMA did to her? I know this isn’t the UFC’s fault and this is just how the cookie crumbles, but it seems like we’re getting endlessly kicked in the nuts with all these big fights going kaput. If the UFC threw together an All-Star event I’d watch out because the arena’s ceiling is liable to collapse and kill everyone.
“I spit goat semen on the face of all your hopes and dreams! Nyehahahahahaha!”