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Fight Hotness: ComicCon sexiness with Brandon Vera

I have no idea how Google+ works … I’ve been on it a month and I just figured out how to look at my stream. The stuff that’s in there, I have no idea where it came from. For example, I’ve got Brandon and Kelly Vera’s Google+ stuff in there. They’re not in my circles. I’m not in their’s. But I get all their stuff in my stream. Like the 350+ pictures they took at ComicCon. And since I know y’all love looking at hot cosplay nerds, and so far I’ve only given you Jiunetsu, here’s all the pictures of chicks dressed up in sexy costumes.

Don’t forget if you’re on Google+ to add Brandon and Kerry. Or not, since they’ll show up in yer stuff anyways.

Camel toe, cowabunga!


Pretty sweet when you’re hanging out at ComicCon with bitches in skimpy outfits and your wife is still in the top 1% hotness percentile. Helloooooo Kerry!


This one’s for the laydees

I’d give her my triforce, if you know what I mean.

I’d hit it. I’d double bag it, but still.

The obligatory Leia slave costume meetup.

She’s only into him because of the size of his zord.

  • Reverend Clint

    the redhead in the 2nd pick is hawt

  • glassjawsh

    ^ molotov from venture brothers

    also kerry vera is freaking ridiculous. exactly the type of girl I’d want to take home and completely ruin for anyone else

  • frickshun

    Okay, I laughed at zord.

  • greenseed

    i thoughht the redhead was the reporter from tmnt

  • fightlinker

    yeah it’s April O’Neill duuuuuuuuuuh

  • Reverend Clint

    i thought i recognized that rack

  • FiveBoltMain

    i need to go to comic con next year.

  • Reverend Clint

    still wont get laid… just one of the millions of other virgin nerds

  • iamphoenix

    so i wrote down “avoid the carpenter jeans virgin society” booth in my memory.

  • Bump

    Pic 3 is a fuckin dude.

  • G Funk

    ^ Suspiciously masculine. The girl under Kerry Vera looks like Mila Kunis.

  • UberShmact

    Whoa, what happened to the spank tank?

  • agentsmith

    Yeah, the 2nd one is April from TMNT, the 5th chick with the red hair and the two henchmen is Molotov Cocktease.

  • frickshun

    Who the fuck is Molotov Cocktease?? She’s fucking hot regardless but WHY DO YOU EVEN KNOW THAT??

  • glassjawsh

    because venture brothers is an amazing show! watch it you faggot!! ——————->

  • glassjawsh

    when i made my original molotov comment my browser (for some goddamned reason) jumped to her picture instead of the TMNT one (molotov is much hotter imo)

  • agentsmith

    I know who the character is because she’s awesome and Venture Bros is a fucking hella awesome show.

  • frickshun

    Watched it a couple ‘O times. Didn’t love it.

  • CAP

    That convention center must really stink. Fat nerdy BO is the worst.

  • Blackula Jonez

    I need to make a pilgramige to Comicon at least once in my life, but Caps comment about fanboy stench is my biggest fear. Scantily clad or overdressed fanboys in late July is a recipe for an ungodly odor.


    When is Kerry Vera fighting again, remember when she lit up Kim Couture like a speed bag.

  • CAP

    ^I was thinking that about E3.

  • frickshun

    Cap throws LAN parties.

  • CAP

    Haha not quite. I did compete in the Madden Challenge one year. It was a blast.