twitter google

Fight Hotness: Mary Jane Matlock

Meet Mary Jane Matlock. One reason I’m doing a post on her is because she just won her debut fight last weekend. Another is she’s pretty damn hot. But those really pale in comparison to this fact: HER LAST NAME IS MATLOCK! I WILL WAIT 25 YEARS AND GAY MARRY HER SON JUST TO HAVE SUCH AN EPIC LAST NAME. Okay, now that I’ve gotten that off my chest, 11 more picks of MJ Matlock after the jump.

 

 

 

 

 

 

  • iamphoenix

    She has one of those uuhh…retard people smiles. But uuh yeeeaaah I’d still bang my willy one her bum at a club and bring her home and bang my willy on her bum.

  • glassjawsh

    im not saying id face rape her. but id definitely face rape her

  • fishead

    If no one else wants to father her gay son… I’m more than willing to take care of that.

  • theinsaneoneJustinMcCully

    I don’t want to sound gay or anything, but that guy in the last picture…I came.

  • noiseless

    couldn’t evade noticing the awkwardness of her self portraits, but oh mother. oh. mother.

  • Reverend Clint

    looks like a hipster

  • glassjawsh

    ^ impossible. she doesn’t have a fixed gear bike. a boombox OR a mustache

  • Reverend Clint

    the hollister sweatshirt is enough for me

  • KeyboardWarrior

    I’d make her work for me. And that guy is so damn sharp

  • Mr. Clark

    That reminds me of an advertisement for a dental office I hear every so often on the radio.
    Dr. Ashley Man, it doesn’t matter what you look like baby. I’d marry you and father Spider Man.

  • CAP

    That shirt is not pink it’s salmon.

    She’s aiight for a chick that gets punched in the face.

  • agentsmith

    Hipsters do not wear Hollister, Clint. That shit ain’t vintage.

  • Omomatta

    It’s nice to see that she won the title within walking distance of her trailer park.

  • Reverend Clint

    i dont think the pic 3rd from the bottom is her… looks like a porn star

  • P W

    It didn’t really strike to me until the last picture how short she is. Like a midget. Rin Nakai would tower over her.

    Something for the assman...

    ... and the boobman.

    Shampoo shopping?

     

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    I hadn’t seen those, thanks PDub.

    RD 1:  She can’t strike for shit, and she keeps dragging her opponent on top for mounts.

    RD 2:  Her opponent also sucks and … she taps to nothing.  No choke, not even both hooks in.

    Oh well, she is adorable and this ain’t Fight Fightness.

  • CAP

    That top pic looks like she got caught taking a dump.

Archives