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Fight Hotness: Snooki

Yahoo Sports snapped this picture of Snooki taking in the UFC on Versus 6 show in Washington, DC. And don’t think she was just there for publicity. She actually attended to give her support to Charlie Brenneman. So next time one of your MMA buds says “Who’s Charlie Brenneman?”, you can shame them by saying they’re more ignorant than Snooki when it comes to the UFC.

So how could we let this opportunity slide without putting together a Fight Hotness for the tightest piece of ass this side of the Jersey Shore? After the jump, nearly a dozen delicious shots of sexy Snooki guaranteed to cause a physical reaction. Whether or not that involves gagging is up to you.

  • glassjawsh

    twins

  • kvelertak

    I seriously doubt anything about that is tight.

  • Reverend Clint

    she looks better in that first pic but better than what?

  • Mixed Martial Adam

                

  • agentsmith

    Everything about her disgusts me.

  • iamphoenix

    ^nuf said.

    ps. WHAT THE FUCK RYAN.

  • frickshun

    Duuuuuude!!

  • iamphoenix

  • SST

    rev clint need to be in charge of the spank tank from now on.

  • Redping

    IT’S RAPING ME

  • Blackula Jonez

    Why…….WHY……..why?

  • agentsmith

    She makes Rin Nakai seem hot as fuck by comparison.

  • ghostboner

    But Rin Nakai IS hot as fuck. Right?

  • fishead

    did you mean Fight NOTness??

  • Danjo

    I would hit it.

    With the lights ON, motherfuckers.

  • dick

    Previous 4 posts: 2 comments, 2 comments, 3 comments, 3 comments.

    This post: 17 comments.

    What does that say about you disgusting shitbirds?

    Oh shit… 18 comments… what does that say about me?

  • dick

    Oh shit, 19!

  • Reverend Clint

    everybody here would fuck her if they were drunk and she was laying face down in a pillow

  • CAP

    This

  • kvelertak

    guy didn’t even put his waist into it. sad.

  • iamphoenix

    richard you’re just sad that no one commented on your stupid fucking xarm post. it was pathetic and unfunny as usual. i wish rebellion didn’t have you come here.

  • fightlinker

    rebellion didn’t foist dick upon us

  • iamphoenix

    THEN WHY IS HE HERE? seriously, ryan. seriously. I wish I didn’t have a job so I can make you love me and be a contributor.

  • G Funk

    pfffff, whatevs guys she’s the hottest umpa loompa around. I bet she tastes like chocolate & skin cream.

    Penix has been Xtra whiny lately. I think the private needs some-o-dat Co-ree-anne snuff before a small beach comes out his ass-pussy.

    And if there’s one thing Dick(cock) is worse at than posting articles, it’s commenting!

  • G Funk

    Ryan, what happened to that Eastern European(?)Kazakstan/Borat type dude that posted a couple of times? He had potential.

  • frickshun

    DICK IS TERRIBLE. I’m done reading/posting in his shit. I would suggest the regulars do the same.

    Ryan–>I enjoy the B-team WAAAAAAY better than dick (Smith, Grappo, Skizz). And WTF happened to Polly or Rod or Shawn?? I’ll take fucking Subotic over dick. And that’s after he fucking banned me from the chat for no reason!! (thanks Remico)

  • dick

    I really hate to say this, but if many people who post here regularly have negative opinions of me, well, let’s just say the feeling is mutual.

    I work over 40 hours a week in a neuroscience lab, but I somehow find a way to contribute and make a difference. Are my articles and comments perfect? No. But I am capable of learning and Ryan seems to like what I have to offer. If my articles were THAT bad, Ryan wouldn’t post them. You guys seem content to defecate all over me and many other writers who have been here, but what are you really doing to help? Ryan can’t write every single post, record radio shows, deal with business shit, have a life, and write his book at the same time without people helping to provide content for the site. If there were more people like me who can brave your assholishness, you would get your book a lot faster. Ryan said as much during the Low Blow, but he also added in the fact that you people have scared off numerous writers with your negative comments. So what are you REALLY accomplishing by writing this shit?

    iamphoenix – Your job is no fucking excuse not to be a contributor; you spend all day on this site and you know it. The only things I’ve ever seen you produce were either INCREDIBLY racist, full of links to lolcats and justin beiber, or C-level photochops. However, if you want to stop making excuses and start writing, DO IT! The barriers for entry are really very low. All I did was say “OMG I LIK UR SITE CAN I WRITE FOR U”, send in a sample article, and boom, I was a writer for fightlinker. Ryan already knows you, so if you’re any good, it should be even easier for you than it was for me. I’d actually like to see you channel your energies positively.

    frickshun – I really don’t care whether you read my shit. It’s there to either be read or not, depending on you. No one forces you into reading it. Whether or not you post in my shit, I’ll still be here, doing my thing. Hopefully, you can find something better to do and have a good, productive life.

  • frickshun

    Agreed.

    PS: Lolcats

  • glassjawsh

    if you complain about the jackals being jackals, that’s on you bro

    it’d be like george wallace getting pissed off that there were too many racists in Alabama after years of pandering to them for votes…..

    oh wait that happened

  • frickshun

    Dick is like some unknown comedian that opens for Richard Pryor & wonders why the audience doesn’t give a fuck about him.

    Here’s the deal, dick–>be funny. If you’re funny, nobody would complain. I believe you have it in you to be funny. Maybe you’re still working your shit out. Don’t be a little bitch over criticism. Nobody said it was constructive criticism so save that for your mom. In the world of comedy (& sports, I guess), if you put your shit out for public consumption, prepare for a response.

    I don’t dislike you personally (unless you’re very fat). I might even like you more than Kid Nate (I don’t like him). Keep writing & we’ll keep shitting all over it. UNTIL YOU FIND THAT LITTLE VOICE. And then it all “works”. Or you flame out epically like that lame duck spanish guy w/3 names…..

  • CAP
  • CAP

    Now can you guys give me and Snooki some privacy PLEASE.

  • dick

    Well, I may be a giant penis, but I’m also a human being. One who hasn’t been reading the comments section of this site for very long. So if I see some shit that is a) bothersome, and b) is confirmed by Ryan to be holding back the progress of the entire site, I have to call it like I see it. I get that there are some people around here who are just assholes and/or douchebags, but they really take it to extremes sometimes.

    frickshun – if you’re complaining about me complaining about the fact that I get bitched out every time I put something on the site, isn’t that a bit hypocritical? And isn’t complaining about someone’s work being on an MMA website when you could very well just skip it also sort of “bitching out”? Commenters are putting themselves out there for public consumption too, so I have the right to take you to task for bitching at me. I have the right to call you a worthless loser who won’t put his money where his mouth is if I so choose, even though I don’t choose to put it that way per se. You can’t stop me. Did anyone look down on Dan Henderson for bitching out that guy on the underground? No.

    It just so happens that after the last article I sent in (the XARM one) Ryan told me that it was both good and funny. And if he thinks that it was funny, I guess I put more stock in that than I do in your opinion. Perhaps you should try writing; you’ll find that being funny is really very hard and it takes a lot of effort. I have experienced that, but I’m also learning. It would just be nice to be able to function without being bitched at constantly.

  • greenseed

    dick, the pattern is to flame you till you leave and then say you were better than the new guy when he shows up, as frikshun did above

    its the cycle of fightlinker, with the only grounding force being ryan. i know, scary

  • iamphoenix

    g funk, i’m sorry. i miss, korea, and korean women…maybe i can make it up to you one day with my c level photochops.

    lmfao richard…so what if i’m here all the time. this is my second day back after a week of not posting. i lurked a little because i’m addicted.

    you’re actually the first writer for this site that I don’t like. Subo was just fun to fuck with…you on the other hand took our first jabbings so seriously and so personally that it’s obvious you will never be accepted here. Maybe if you reacted with a fart joke or something things could have been different. and if you think what we throw at you is harsh, grow a fucking pair of balls. I’ve seen way worse IRL this shit is nothing.

    my lolcat links and bieber links were a parody of your over abundant linked posts. and because lolcats are fucking awesome bro. beiber is my boy, dude is banging selena gomez. I WANT TO BANG SELENA GOMEZ. (and justin bieber)

    you’re the first person to say that my posts are racists…the two jazz band players that i’m aware of find it amusing(i have black friends) and we all share a love of pancakes and syrup. and malt liquor.

    and ryan chose agentsmith and skizz as writers over me and a few others…you weren’t here for that. I wasn’t picked out of fear of fighting with other users. (it’s what i’m best at fag.)

    lol at you hating on my photoshops…those are done fast for a quick laugh. if i spent any longer on those the post will be buried. and my pen for my tablet got left behind in cali, so i haven’t drawn in almost 2 months.

    anyway. i hope someone steals your keyboard so you can stop posting here. and the xarm post still isn’t funny, i don’t care if ryan found it funny. no one else did. you’re an old man in a white lab coat. you should stick with that. and fuck you for banning my life internet partner frickshun.

    the chat is a whole different story though…fuck the chats, fuck ever commenting or acknowledging another richard post again. BOYCOTT (it’s not just for jazz band players and mexicans anymore)

  • glassjawsh

    no one “looked down on” dan henderson because he is a scary mother fucker who knocks bitches out for a living, but so so so many people disagreed with him being a pussy about a random comment from someone who pays his goddamned bills

    PS. I think i like you now because you’ve surpassed me and phoenix for most blatantly butthurt rant on the site

  • Rodriguez

    There’s a wrong way to deal with ‘new writer hate’ and a wrong way.

  • dick

    iamphoenix- My point was that there are ample opportunities for someone such as yourself to channel your creativity positively. If you got rejected as a writer for FL because you fight with people too much, then that should clue you into the fact that you may not be going about things the right way. But even with that setback, you could definitely write for MiddleEasy or something (they have a “be a writer” link right on their front page.)

    I don’t really take your comments “seriously” or “personally”, but I do think that some people on here “seriously” act like assholes and really need to develop “personally”. I don’t think that it’s really any reflection on me, and I have never said anything about it even though you have been acting like bitches for a couple of months now. I just figured that I should try to get you to channel your energies more productively by letting you know that I’m not going anywhere. If you can’t accept that message, you should go and say some shit like you say to me online to some real life people who will actually do something about it. Until you do that, I guess we just found out who really needs to grow a pair.

    I may wear a lab coat, but I also train 5 days a week and fuck almost as often.

    And with that, I’m done trying to be communicative with you, and I’ll remember that you posted that you’re boycotting me so that I can throw it in your face next time you open your stupid, fat mouth.

  • iamphoenix

  • agentsmith

    Somehow I never get any hate from the jackals… I dunno if that means I’m hella awesome, or just too insignificant to even bother shitting on.

  • dick

    agentsmith- didn’t you start out as a commenter? I think that means you’re “their boy”.

  • agentsmith

    Yeah, that’s definitely the “in” around here. I pity anyone who doesn’t hang out first.

  • dick

    I have been reading this site since 2007… it’s just that I don’t post comments on sites where I’m not an actual contributor. So it’s not like I didn’t “hang out”. I just didn’t give handjobs in the corner for lulz (not saying that you did, smithy, lol.)

  • G Funk

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Cock is actually a PUSSY! HAHAHAHA! What a bloody sandy vag of a being who “trains five days a week.”

    Jawsh- Nothing will surpass your ‘lil girl cat fight with lilredpenis, NOTHING!

    Take out the trash cause like JoanButters, this guy can’t hang.

  • frickshun

    Smith–>you are hella awesome. Yo soy de Brooklyn so I don’t know if I used “hella” correctly.

    Dick–>we don’t care if you stay or go. We don’t care if Ryan finds you funny. We don’t care if you use your dickhole as a tiny vagina for men with micropenises & count that as “5 days a week sex”. Sometimes Ryan isn’t funny & we tell him. He doesn’t lash out & tell us to fuck off. You have to look past the vitriol & see the searing hate. I mean you have to look past the venomous insults & see the desire for your successful suicide.

    For the record, I too enjoy writing. If not for that pesky mortgage & damn children that always complain about empty stomachs, I would be chasing my dream of writing comedy for a living. I did submit some stuff to Ryan. It was probably over the top angry/offensive/misogynistic & I understand that Ryan has to maximize site traffic w/the broadest appeal in funny. Fightlinker is a unique site in that we all have a dark sense of humor, unique skill sets & THICK FUCKING SKIN. But most importantly, there really is no line that can’t be crossed. That’s what separates this site from everywhere else. That’s why I don’t bother going to “breaking MMA news” sites b/c I can’t deal w/the arrogance, ignorance or rules. This is the most juvenile/mature site out there. It’s the perfect combination of FUCK YOU ASSHOLE/C’MERE, LET ME GIVE YOU A HUG.

  • CAP

    Damn Snooki is a skank.

  • agentsmith

    ^ See, it’s not that frick CAN’T write, it’s more about fear of WHAT he’ll write.

  • G Funk

    Godamn Frick FUCKING NAILED IT! Now kiss me faggot, I have fallen in love with you again

  • dick

    frickshun- if people were saying something clever or funny, that would be one thing, but it’s always just things that are tantamount to “OMG U SUK”. It gets tiresome after about the first 50 million times. For what it’s worth, the actual content on this site does abide by certain lines that we don’t cross, even though it’s easy to lose sight of them. Certain people see the things that we do write and say “OMG, LOOK< I CAN SAY ANYTHING I WANT” and then figure that they are exempt from all constraints of common decency. But in reality, if something is too offensive, mean, or hurtful to anyone, it doesn’t make it to the site. I wrote an article about Karo Parisyan that couldn’t be posted because it was fighter bashing. We definitely tow a fine line. I too was drawn to this site because of the mix of sarcastic humor and keen insight, but that’s not a blanket excuse to be an asshole to anyone and everyone all the time. I have no problem with being made fun of. But at least be a little more clever than “OMG DICK SUX PLZ FIRE HIM” over and over again.

  • frickshun

    ^^For the record, I doubt any Jackal besides Phoenigga said “OMG DIX SUX”. And that’s just his way. I find it endearing. The best thing you can do is be entertaining & continue to hone your craft.

    I meant it when I told you the other day that I like what you write in the forums. If you’re still finding your writer’s voice, so be it. I’ve told my wife many times, “If I don’t tell you the chicken is overcooked, you’ll keep doing it. YOU STUPID FUCKING WHORE.”

  • dick

    I don’t even write in forums lol… it must be someone else posing as me.

    But at any rate, I intend to stick around and continue learning to do better at this shit. I appreciate you telling me that it’s nothing personal, but I just wanted to vent a bit about those who are less clever and less constructive and whose antics ultimately hold back the progress of the entire site.

    Anyway, I think I’ve said pretty much all I have to say here, so I’m out.

  • agentsmith

    NOTICE TO ALL JACKALS:

    Recent events have necessitated changes to our comment policies.  Effective immediately, any and all criticisms which lack proper spelling, grammar, and/or artistic merit will NOT be considered.  No exceptions.

    For example, “OMFG, UR TEH SUXORZ” should instead read:  “Dear Sir or Madam, your writing is akin to animal feces for the folowing seventeen reasons.  Reason the first…”  And so forth.

    Your cooperation in this matter is appreciated.

  • frickshun

    ^^HAHAHAHA. Why you gotta son dick like that?!

  • iamphoenix

    i train 5 times a week therefore i’m better than you…i don’t go on and on about how i’m in the army…doing PT every morning, ruck marches, weapons qual, field problems, getting rear ended driving humvees. i do this shit every fucking day and have been for the last 20 months, and i still have about 22 months left, plus a possible deployment until i’m able to see my friends and family again.

    and why do i need to be clever to tell you that you suck and i want you to stop writing here? I’m being straight forward.

    and one another gay note, frick is fucking awesome and about 100 lol points for smiths post just now. I will follow the notice accordingly, starting whenever richard posts again. and i’ve never called you dick. it’s always been richard, dick is degrading to women you wife abusing fuck.

  • Omomatta

    Such an untrue statement.

  • iamphoenix

    ^that picture is such a fucking liar bro.

  • frickshun

    ^^lolwhut??

  • iamphoenix
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  • FiveBoltMain

    So this is what I missed.

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    When did the Jackals turn into such bitches?  And did Ryan hire a writer without explaining the Jackal culture he and Jacob cultivated?

  • Danjo

    You have all royally fucked up what could have been an epic Snookie thread.

    Get fucked in pig shit, you ass whammers.

  • iamphoenix

    blame it on richard. all i said is why is he here. he didn’t have to go cry about it. and a snookie thread is already a fucked up thing from the start bro. Fight Hotness should be fucking retired.

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    Dick, you might wanna go back and listen to the podcasts, or even check out some of the longer running forum threads.  Knowing your audience is to your advantage in any entertainment endeavor.

    PS – Snooki was the only character on that show who had any redeeming qualities.

  • CAP

    ^That’s a sad statement right there.

    penix that is C-Level pshop at best.

  • Danjo

    I like how the lab coat is playing pocket pool.

    Scientists. Their coats fuck for them.

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    penix that is C-Level pshop at best.

    Word, he needs to go back to DRAWING and leave the photochops to the Frenchies.  Or do both, but he HAS TO GO BACK TO DRAWING.

    When he doesn’t have cartoons in his life he turns into a total cunt.

  • iamphoenix

    ^i’m sure i already said this but, my pen for my wacom tablet is back in california. thus, no drawings.

  • G Funk

    Cock will be forever remembered for this day….

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    I thought you were replacing that shit homie?  If not pick up a pen and download a copy of the Stanchfield notes.  SOMETHING.  It’s your Raison d’être

  • Mal666

    Snooki kinda looks like a shorter Arianny Celeste that got hit with shovel ..

  • iamphoenix

    i already know how to draw homie. (i think) i want a cintiq, but they’re 1000+ dollhairs. I have the money, but dddaaaaammmmmmnnn son i would be broke after that. and i don’t feel like buying a 30 dollar pen…i think i’ll pick up a new wacom tablet, maybe an intous4 or something next paycheck. i’ll be drawing my dick on.

  • Mal666

    ^^^ WAT TAH TA

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    Fuck man, if you have the cash and aren’t going mobile with a laptop – DO IT.  You will not once regret it.  If you’re mobile/don’t have a desktop get an Acer Tablet.  Better color than the Cintiqs but fast for drawing/painting.  I’m saving up for one now.

  • Grappo

    ^ saw the av and thought it was subo

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    Mal or me?

  • iamphoenix

    dj all i got is a labtop, so i’ll check out the acer tablet then…i forgot you drew too. i remember you’re james toney picture meow

  • Grappo

    something’s wrong with the site-hosted images…

     

    it had subo’s “I Want YOU to Shut the Fuck Up” for your avatar, It had Blackula’s ava at the bottom of every page, and now I have KeyboardWarrior’s(?) eagle avatar in place of the “online icon”

     

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    No, I get that on my desktop sometimes – it just means he’s watching you.

    Also, Blackula’s always at the bottom of every page; he’s on JBPT.

  • iamphoenix

    just that i’m also trying to save for a car too. so it’s either this cintiq right meow and no car.

    ive looked at a couple acer tablets but they’re so TINY…so little space to draw…

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