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Fight Hotness: The Octagon Girls Time Forgot

So as you may or may not have noticed, the Spank Tank has been replaced by Fight Hotness. This may come as a surprise to some, but advertisers seem to be strangely reluctant to sponsor a feature that blatantly encourages you to jerk off to female athletes and sports personalities. We had some other suggestions (Splooge Central, Hot Bitches, Sexy Fight Sluts, Boneriffic Babes, MMAsturbations) that were turned down before settling on Fight Hotness, which was actually original name we were going to use back in the day before deciding we’d rather go with the most tasteless and offensive thing we could think of instead.

So behold, the start of Fight Hotness! And to celebrate, we will be featuring MOAR hotness on the site than even you horny perverts can possibly handle! For the next two weeks you’ll get a Fight Hotness every night, starting with this pictorial gallery of the Octagon Girls that time forgot – the chicks who walked the cage between UFC 40 and 60. The classy lady above is known only as Holly and she worked UFC 47. I have no idea why she never came back … I like her moves more than the standard kissy wave the girls are doing now. After the jump, a bunch more mystery girls from before anyone gave a shit who the chicks holding placards were.

UFC 41 – Anne Rivera (the first ‘regular’) and Chomps. Oh Chomps, you look like you had a fun time.

UFC 42 – No one knows this, but the UFC pioneered tacky glitter stuff glued onto shirts. For some reason, I don’t think these retro outfits will ever make it into the UFC store.

These girls from UFC 43 are more Hard Rock Hotel girls than Octagon girls, but I included them anyways because … I like breasts.

UFC 45. Say what you will about the tops, me rikey the shorts.

UFC 46 – Anne Rivera returns, along with Miller Lite girl and some new tops and shorts. Nice to see Ghost Dog Forrest Whittaker rocking it out at events before it became cool.

UFC 47. Oh Holly. We barely knew ye, or your crazy Bride of Frankenstein hair. Look in the background – is that Loretta Hunt? This really was a long long time ago!

UFC 48. Also known as ‘When the talent took a big step up’

UFC 49 – This makes me wonder where the fresh faced blonde beauties have gone. Doesn’t Zuffa know this is a sport for skinheads?

UFC 50 – Clashing outfit colors. My inner gay fashion designer is screeching and making the sign of the cross.

UFC 51 – Is that top girl Rachelle Leah?

UFC 53 – I like how both the dudes in the background are eyeballin’ her something fierce.

UFC 60 – The end of the rando octo-girls. From here on out, Arianny shows up and the age of regular Octo-girls begins.

  • Reverend Clint

    its weird looking at sht from ufc 60… seems so log ago

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    That last chick is wasted.  And she’s gonna be able to watch Hallelujah guy get decapitated.

    Jaggy pixels and photos of broads do not mix.  Not that you asked, but resize the photos to the width you want before you post ‘em.

  • Letibleu

    What are you talking about or are you complaining to complain again?

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    I made a constructive suggestion to improve the content instead of just complaining or being negative.  Bitch.

    EDIT:  I see the issue, it was the computer I was viewing it on handling the resampling/sizing wrong.  On my normal computer they resample better and it’s barely noticeable.  Probably what you’re seeing.  Bitch.  <– Never back down

  • CAP

    Plastic surgery has come a long way.

  • repenttokyo

    GHOST

     

     

    DOG!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

  • frickshun

    Fight Hotness is a FUCKING TERRIBLE NAME. Is that the best you had?? I had a couple of names a while back that were much better. I gotta brainstorm on this but I’m sure you’ve settled on this terrible boner-killing name. Why not riff on “NHB” or the old school video store “Adult Section”. You really put zero energy into this, huh.

    PS: That one ass is PERFECTION.

  • CAP

    I saw a vid from a small org a lil while ago where they had an intermission dance off with a stripper pole. Can’t recall if the ring girls were involved or just random sluts.

  • Mixed Martial Adam

    Stripper poles are exactly what’s missing in mainstream MMA.

  • agentsmith

    Wow were those old tops ever low-rent.

  • G Funk

    Fightlinker CagePotato2.  :-(

  • Rodriguez

    I prefer “Jackal’s Jackatorium”

  • kwagnuth

    how bout “Boner City”

  • frickshun

    ^^I like that!! But the “jacking” part won’t work. Maybe “Jackal’s Flesh Feast”? How about “Octopussy”? If it worked for a Bond flick, why not for us!!

  • glassjawsh

    both are terrible names. and no one but the clenched buttholes that are advertisers should care about it as long as ryan keeps bringing up the poonani on a regular basis

  • CAP

    OCTOTITS.

    Seriously though. I’ll look at some titties but if you wanna fap it who’s going to the “spank tank”? YOU ARE ON THE INTERNET SURROUNDED BY PORN AND DONKEY DICKS.

    non issue.

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    Once again, Cap brings the smart. 

    How about something that’s not trying to be sleazy, like “Cheescake.”  I mean, I’ve seen vulgarity on this site that puts normal hardcore porn to shame, so why try to be “naughty” with the category names?  We’re all grown-ups and I feel sorry for anyone besides FiveBolt who’s fapping to these lame broads.

  • CAP

    DONKEY DICKS!

  • frickshun

    I think the nude bitches thread is usually better than anything in the Spank Tank anyway……

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    As disgusting as it makes me feel, I gotta agree with Frick.

  • frickshun

    ^^We should meet up in Williamsburg & press our flaccid penises together….

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    For the last time Frick, I’m straight.  Stop private messaging me!!

  • Reverend Clint

    “mma chicks who are not gina carano”

  • frickshun

    Soooooo thats a maybe, DJ??

  • G Funk

    What’s wrong with the literal mindset on you jackals today? The “spank tank” wasn’t named for actual fap material. Just a catchy name on a smart category that distorted into a not-so-clever title. I understand the reasons, I guess. Though this seems like another step into the political mainstream abyss. Zuffa style “business as usual”. Someday I’ll miss you FL…

  • iamphoenix

    BRING BACK THE OLD FIGHTLINKER

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