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Fightlinker and MMAMania, sitting in a tree

So for the next while, us and MMAMania.com are gonna be trying a new thing: I’ll be writing a special ‘humor’ column for them once or twice a week, and we’ll see if the readers there love it or want to burn me at the stake for making fun of their favorite fighters. It’s all part of a bigger plan to spread the gospel of Fightlinker so we can make more money off e-meter readings and auditing.

Our first post for them was the UFC 82 awards:

The “Broken Dreams” award
I’m still going to give Evan Tanner the “Most Inspirational” award as well. But you can’t deny that his storybook return to the UFC was completely ruined by Yushin Okami, who apparently didn’t get the memo telling him he was supposed to lose. Jerk.

So go over there and check it out! Then come back here and pay us to zap those pesky butt thetans that are bringing you down.

  • http://WWW.GRABTHE.INFO TIGERTAO

    Ooooh MMAMANIA!
    Congratulations Sellout!

    Just kidding, good fuckin skills man!

    War FightLinker!!

  • http://www.fightlinker.com fightlinker

    I’m not a whore, I’m a slut. Whores get paid ;-)

    And shit dude, looks like I finally got the spam filter from swallowing your comments!

  • http://www.vi-eng.com Stellar53

    So if you aren’t getting paid for writing on their website, why are you?

  • http://www.myspace.com/96273771 Tommy

    Better watch out with that faggot Tom over at mania. You prove him wrong he’ll go back and edit yours and his post to make him right. Say something he doesn’t like, he’ll edit your post. Disagree with him and he’ll delete your post. Insult someone (which is why I don’t see how You’re gonna make it) for making a complete asinine statement and he will edit or delete your comment. Better watch your dirty words over there as well. I’ve been on parole for the last three years, I get off this week, so I spend alot of time at home and his was the first site I came across. Jesse is the man but Tom really does act like a big yard faggot most of the time.

  • http://kentyman.com/ kentyman

    Smashing people’s faces in is like riding a bike! You never really forget how to do it. Of course, Evan’s performance looked like he’d left his bike buried in a snowbank for seven months.

    Looked more like smashing people’s faces is like sailing a boat.

  • http://WWW.GRABTHE.INFO TIGERTAO

    Hmmmm upon reading the piece you do come off like Bud Light… Lacking in flavour, with no discernable intoxifying effect and a slight after taste of penis.
    Ingredient X was missing.

    Sorry but I give you a C-

  • http://WWW.GRABTHE.INFO TIGERTAO

    Oh yeah and thanks for un-spamming me I feel like a eunoch who’s been reunited with his long lost bollocks!
    I suppose for your first piece over there you had to play it safe, but next time don’t play it Arlovski Vs Verdum safe we all know where that gets you!

  • frickshun

    I thought the write-up was pretty funny. Some of those douches have absolutely no fucking sense of humor. Penis.

  • http://WWW.GRABTHE.INFO TIGERTAO

    Yeah having now read the responses over there that was a walk on the wildside for lots they’re regulars huh…
    I’m still stuck on that mental image of Jake getting fingered by Diego whilst banging moonface, compared to that psmsl moment Diego’s breasts dont do much for me…

  • Beau

    For some reason mmamania is the only mma website that my work has banned. The reason says “violence”. So it looks like I wont be reading any of your articles over there.

  • #1 jackal

    I understand that jake and ryan need beer money. Oh, and food money to. But I dont want the gospel of fightlinker to spread. I like it just the way it is with just the usual common posters. wah, wah, tears :(

    Cosa Nostra anyone??

  • Shawn

    A bit tame for FL, but you still managed to poke fun at the creepiness that is the ginger race.
    On that note, Leben freaks me the fuck out. That dude has the crazy eyes. A ginger Terminator… now I’m gonna have nightmares.

  • http://www.myspace.com/96273771 Tommy

    I willing to make another bet with Link. He’ll wanna punch Tom right in his girly mouth as much as I do before it’s all over between them. Don’t take that bet seriously though Ryan, nobody wants to see another nude grapeshot of you. One horrifying pic was enough for all our lifetimes.

  • http://www.fightlinker.com dulljake

    #1 jackal, there’s no turning back now! You have to get over the fact you like us being poor, and want us to succeed for god’s sake!

  • http://www.fightlinker.com fightlinker

    Yeah, it’s basically either we grow and survive, or stagnate and wither away. ‘Keeping it like it is’ = neither of us being able to keep doing it and having to stop in a few months. Growing = giving us both the time to work on this bad boy full time every day + the money to upgrade the website and hunt down fighters and leave flaming bags of poop on their doorsteps .

  • http://www.myspace.com/96273771 Tommy

    But I thought you were not getting paid from it? What do you mean, just upping the amount of traffic you guys get?

  • http://www.fightlinker.com fightlinker

    We write there, people read the posts, they like it, they come here. Instant traffic, way better than paying for a banner. We get exposure (which is really all we need to get bigger, they get special content. Everyone wins!

  • http://www.myspace.com/96273771 Tommy

    Good luck with that. You couldn’t have picked a gayer person, he should feed your mind with many many gay jokes.

  • Echolocating

    Didn’t Five Ounces used to have you on their friends list? What happened with that?

  • http://www.fightlinker.com fightlinker

    I dared to refute something Sam Caplan wrote about Takanori Gomi. He took it … poorly.

  • http://www.myspace.com/96273771 Tommy

    I gotta say, that surprises me about Sam. Sure he thinks he’s right about everything but he seems to take my criticism of his bs fairly well. You think he was bitchy, wait till you and Tom at Mania disagree, he’s gonna show you the definition of a spoiled girly bitch faggot. He’ll turn on you, you’ll see. Unless you plan on nut sucking him just for the extra traffic. I’m glad I e.o.s. off this shit this week. Back to business.

  • http://www.fightlinker.com fightlinker

    Honestly, we have no problem with how anyone does anything at their sites :-p Their sites, their rules.

  • http://www.myspace.com/96273771 Tommy

    I’ll be quiet before I ruin your new relationship with butt-faggot boy before it even starts.

  • Echolocating

    Caplan seems to get his panties in a knot quite easily with anyone who disagrees with him. Anyway, you got a great thing going here. Keep on truckin’, Fightlinker.

  • jjdnb

    OMFG mmamania is fucking shit. I’m fucking pissed that you would do any writing for those stuck up fuck heads. They censor the fuck out of my post there and i’ve stoped posting. Fuck them and fuck you for being a sell out you fucking idiot.
    Sellout bitch!

  • http://www.myspace.com/96273771 Tommy

    Maybe Ryan will get the, ‘I’m too sexy for my website’ attitude soon as well.

  • http://www.fightlinker.com fightlinker

    haha jeez i have NO IDEA why you guys would get censored ;-) But don’t worry. There’s only two things we won’t put up with here: people who are intolerant of others because of their nationality, and the DUTCH.

  • http://kentyman.com/ kentyman

    And people from Holland and The Netherlands.

  • Big D

    just to let u know i’m a fan of both sites and check both sites about 2-3 times daily thanks for keeping me up to date

  • http://www.myspace.com/96273771 Tommy

    I’m half Dutch.

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