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Fightlinker on how he’s going to kick Sam Caplan’s ass

Make no mistake about it people … I’m going to kick Sam Caplan’s ass so hard he’ll be tasting his colon for weeks. Here we have the first of many interviews and previews on the fight, care of Jarry Park. For those of you who want a bit more information on why I chose Sam and how things are going to go, check out the interview with me here.

  • Accomando

    You better go through with this, no excuses like, “…Me and Caplan couldn’t work out the contract, so, I don’t want jeopordize my fighting career…” or some b.s. like that.

  • Kid Nate

    Dude, what’s so bad about balding overweight no-nothing MMA writers?

  • Amy Robinson

    lol, you’re gonna get five ounces of pain fl!

    please tell me you’re gonna tape this shit and post it for us.

  • Clinton

    I’ve heard Sam has some MMA experience. Do you, Ryan? I saw you posted a pic of Sam Caplan in fighting pose, how about one of you?

  • stellar53

    How about a pose of you in your Aquaman uniform that you wear around the house….

  • Clinton

    Okay, I’ve listened to the interview now. You say you’ve been training jiu-jitsu since the spring? Honestly, that’s not a lot of jiu-jitsu, and the way I understand it, Sam has some experience on his feet. This could be trouble for the Fightlinker.

  • koolpaw

    Fightlinker, you want me to ask Gono to send you his glorious zebra pants for this fight?

  • marshal

    This has Kimbo vs Tank all over it.

  • Wu Tang

    Hope FL is able to do a good turtle, with limited bjj exp, you wont get no where… Keep this standing, learn to clinch, learn how to calibrate (this will take alot of energy to get good at), find your comfort zone and jab jab kick.. Hope you got a good kick…. So… Are you south-paw or no? ALWAYS KEEP YOUR FUCKEN HANDS UP AND YOUR HEAD MOVING!!! I have a myspace blog, can i challenge either of you :P

  • Asa

    Since none of you mongoloids have mentioned it yet, the only – and I mean ONLY- way to do this is with Luke (BE) and Fortin on commentary.

    If you cannot negotiate a video release under these conditions, I’m not buying.

  • Wu Tang

    VIDEO? Pfft, screw that, its goin to be youtube or dailymotioned.

  • dulljake

    I’m already locked in as commentator, guaranteed. I’ll probably be wearing a ridiculous Col. Sanders uniform, or something equally atrocious. As for Luke, he’s been mum about the whole thing so far…

  • fightlinker

    Southpaw. OR AM I?

  • Lifer

    hey ryan i suck at the internet apparently. where are his fights on youtube?

  • fightlinker

    Hmmm interesting. I can’t find them now. But I have the links at home, I’ll post them up.

  • Lifer

    p.s. i’ve got something to give you the edge in your upcoming bout :

    can I be the one to grease you up with super extreme fight cream or does jake already have the honor?

  • Accomando

    Linker quote regarding Caplan:…

    “…Cause, he’s got resources out the yin yang, you know…”

    Do I smell a little fear?

  • fightlinker

    Jackals shall prevail. I just meant he’s got connections with promoters to get this done at a big event. Fuck, things go the way they are and it wouldn’t surprise me if we ended up on a ShoXC card ;-)

  • Accomando

    Any thoughts on a nickname, or will it officially be Ryan “Fightlinker” Harkness vs. Sam “Five Ounces of Pain” Caplan?

    Or just straight-up, Fightlinker vs. Five Ounces of Pain?

  • Lifer

    If you can get Mike Goldberg to state the fight is being brought to you by booze, sex and underage children I will post a video of myself drinking my own piss from start to finish.

  • Accomando

    “…it wouldn’t surprise me if we ended up on a ShoXC card…”

    You know that probably is what is going to happen. You are going to fight on a ShoXC card, I am not kidding either, it really makes a lot of sense. Expecially after the Kimbo debacle, you guys are guaranteed to give a better performance than that. Just promise that after you fight in EliteXC, you will still have the balls to rip them, that is the least you could do.

  • fightlinker

    The only issue is if I saw $kala, I would have to kick him in the neck

  • Accomando
  • Matt

    Good shit man..

  • Matt

    Linker we’re gonna to beat you down Philly style. This is gonna be fun.

  • maafaka

    i say open a crack in his bold skull like a boiled egg…well see what kind of shit is coming out of it..

  • Swedish Guy

    Instead of 206 and 10 pounds of tubby, I’d probably say you’re 206 and 10 pounds of delusional.

  • fightlinker

    after reading this site for that long, you think i’m only 10 pounds delusional??

  • elmersglue

    Chandler you’re a huge douche. Why would you say that MMA on Tap shows support? You’re the worst writer on that site and why would you bring disrespect to that site by saying something stupid like this?

  • fightlinker

    I take all the support I can get! WAR FIGHTLINKER … POO CRAPLAN

  • kentyman

    I can just see you mispronouncing “EliteXC” in a pre-fight blurb.