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Fightlinker vs Cage Potato

The rumble is on! If you listened to our appearance on BetUS radio, you’d know that we threw down the gauntlet and challenged fellow funny site Cage Potato to an MMA predictions duel. The event: UFC 84. The format: each fight is worth up to three points – one for getting the right fighter, then another if you get the type of finish as well and then three if you picked the guy / finish / round. The person with the most points at the end of the night wins.

Now here’s where it gets interesting: we want you guys to decide what Ben from Cage Potato has to do when he loses. Cage Potato will be asking their readers what horrible thing happens to me if I lose too. Now I’m not too worried about that since I’m not going to lose, but I do hope the jackals can come up with something epic. The last time we put together a bet like this, it was shaving eyebrows off versus naked grape photo recreation, so let your creativity go wild and we’ll pick the terms of the deal!

  • cheezeypoof

    “Now I’m not too worried about that since I’m not going to lose”

    What’s your strategy going into this FL? How are you going to turn your track record (see FL vs MMA Girl) around for this?

  • Accomando

    He has to post a full week of actual “Cage Patato” that is, information and pictures about actual potato’s, kinda like PonyLinker, only for an entire week. That should destroy his readership.

  • Threatis

    has to make an actual interesting post.

  • x5BoltMainx

    So is this why you & jake did the 2 boys 1 cup vid… lost the Huerta/Guida bet?

  • “Lord” Jake “No Regard” Baker “Esquire III”

    He has to mess with a fighter, like say kick Rich Franklin in the balls or maybe spray water on Chris Leben while he is sleeping. And then of course suffer the consequences. If you wanna be really brutal he could also call Chris Leben a fatherless bastard too.

  • x5BoltMainx

    Have him take a pic of himself licking a dog’s junk. It’s cheap & easy to do. Plus if he pisses you off in the future, you can send the pic to the feds & he’ll get arrested for interspecies erotica :D

  • Mike_N

    Two words: ass waxing.

  • Echolocating

    I was really hoping that Fightlinker was going against Cage Potato in some MMA / Krav Maga event. Predicting a UFC event? What a let down.

  • FDennis

    Three words: Fightlinker Jackal Tattoo

    Location to be of his choice, but video evidence of the actual tattooing needs to be provided to confirm it is not temporary.

  • garth

    fish in the underpants. 24 hours. minimum 12″ long. unwrapped.

  • Geoff

    Brozillian Wax

  • scorchamatic

    dude, you are the master of the self pwnt. anytime i want to place a good bet, i see what you predict then bet the opposite of it. you’re like a bizzaro world nostradamus.

  • Fatal Error

    Make him fight a pro fighter for one round. And make sure the pro doesn’t go easy on him. Choose someone local that won’t murder him, but will still pound him into submission. That, or make him shove a potato up his ass.

  • fightlinker

    He’s near luke cummo in New York. How about coffee enema or piss drinking?

  • garth

    2 cups 1 him.

  • Márcio

    dude are you a masoquist or something? you suck at predicting fights, do you want some more grapes up your crotch? that said, I admire your resiliance.

  • Gong

    Well, you recreated the grape shoot photo. Why not have him recreate a Xyience ad? Preferably the one with the greasy bitch and the explosions.

  • fightlinker

    I’m gonna win this one for sure guys :-) I’m much better when my predictions are spread across an entire event.

    How about a two block stroll down a busy street wearing only tighty whities and knee high socks singing the Fightlinker is the Best song?

  • clint notestine

    he has to film himself recreating the techno viking vid in tighty whiteys. You say he lives near Luke Cummo? Then he must live near NY City. Make do it there.

  • P W

    The loser has to eat baked potatoes until he throws up.

  • Aaron

    Like dodgeball….but he can’t dodge, and the balls are many potatos thrown by NY jackals.

  • micah

    we’ve all seen how anti-religious they are over at fight linker. why dont we have him show up at a church with a shirt that says “ hates God”… and have him take a picture with the pastor.

  • Ted Dibiase

    all your ideas are fucking horrible!

    the coffee enema idea is great, but im not sure i want to see any type of picture proof of that tho…

    make the fucker shove a potatoe up his ass. literally.

  • Archivist

    Getting tarred and feathered would just fackin rule.
    Yet, it does carry potentially deadly consequences and is also probably illegal or whatever. So i think taking a “grape photo”-esque pic next to a famous local landmark of theirs should suffice. Man i just wish tar and feather was not so nasty, dang.

  • pillow

    Gallon challenge time lapse?

  • Omomatta

    OK Here we go. If Fightlinker wins the bet, Cage Potato has to do a weekly recap of the shows listed below:
    The Hills
    Project Runway
    Top Chef
    The Real Housewives
    Americas Next Top Model
    So You Think You Can Dance
    American Idol
    The terms should be for a year. This ensures that he will have to, if not watch, at least be informed about what is going on with all of these shows. Think about the time he’ll have to put into writing decent articles on each show every week for a year.

  • Doc Strict

    When fightlinker wins him and cage potato would have to have a picture taken together. In the picture cage potato would wear a t-shirt that says
    “I’m with God->”. Fightlinker would also be wearing a t-shirt, but I can’t figure out what that one should say. Any suggestions?

  • I signed up for Fightliner!

    Ass gerbals anyone?

  • kentyman

    I like the pissing drinking idea.

  • x5BoltMainx

    Instead of drinking it, how about injecting it. He’ll throw up if he tries to drink it. Injecting it will prevent him from trying to get rid of it.
    Depends what you’re into. Would you be happier if you saw him puke or would you be happier if you knew that he had piss in his veins?

  • Ram

    Man, re-doing that Xyience commercial is a kickASS idea. He’s got the corporate backing, make them pay for the explosions and rights to Crystal Waters’ “100% Pure Love”. Thigh grease and go-go wear should be on his dime.

    Either that, or make him shove a potato up his ass.

  • Stryker

    You should make them jerk off to a picture of dana white.
    Do not ask me where I got the brilliant idea.

  • fightlinker

    Loser eats 5 bowls of Fruity Pebbles and then drinks some syrup of ipecac. Obviously this all gets filmed.

  • I signed up for Fightliner!

    Fruity Pebbles. With enzymes.

  • kentyman


  • Airipsus

    loser has to get punched in the face or kicked in the nuts.or punched in the face and kicked in the nuts at the same time.or you guys can just fill up a water balloon with piss and throw it at each other.

  • jrichard4457

    Loser drinks his own urine

  • jackal-matt

    Cage potatoe gets shot with a potatoe gun in the ass witha potatoe. Fuck him there is only one humor MMA site and he will pay to fuck with the jackals.

  • JackalAss

    The potato cannon’s a good idea, but just limiting to potatos really misses possibilities. Grapes work great, just pack a small bit of paper towel in before firing. Onions, apples, condoms filled with assorted materials. It could be like some kind of painful, humiliating impressionist art, all over Cage Potato’s naked backside.

  • Elfenstein

    why does it have to be shit/piss/anal/ ?

    Since the UFC 84 show is tagged “ill will” you should spin around that theme, or throw the words around making it “will (be) ill” .. .. eating them fruity pebbles and drinking the syrup would probably do .. ..

    or you could recreate the best/worst fight from the event wearing pictures of the actual fighters on ur faces .. .. a fight where one of the fighters gets destroyed would be preferable .. ..

    or fightlinker could pose as randy couture , potato as ortiz – and recreate the spanking ..

    not the worlds best ideas – but there were no bodily fluids involved .. :p


    Make him eat a pube curry. Then you know… die and stuff… fightlinker is wrong…

  • Matt (but I signed up as Mr. Unbelievable Pants)

    Evan Tanner style beard growing contest!

  • Elfenstein

    heck yeh … beard :) that would be an itchy finish to a bet :D

  • Dangerfield

    cage potato eats a baked potato with fightlinker semen butter on top

  • Geoffr0y

    Tandem skydive… wearing a bright pink helmet… human cockfighting t-shirt (must be clearly visible)… and an 11 inch strap-on dildo (color of Bens choice).

    Its both humiliating and awesome and there should be no semen involved, Dangerfield.

  • ninjitsu

    no bodily fluids! Make him spray paint “” on a NYC police car, or wait…