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Forrest Griffin’s long puberty

If you’re looking for an apt summary of what went on with Wednesday’s TUF, go check out Martial Farts’ writeup which catches the poetry being woven on the show. Above is the most entertaining part of the episode … yup, better than Jeremy May getting Jeremy Maimed. Throughout the show the coaches have been cool as cucumbers except when it comes to watching their sucky fighters being sucky in the ring. I don’t blame them … every episode of this season has left me screaming at these retards as well.

Last but not least, ratings bounced up slightly for this episode, but let me be a little Nostrodamus in predicting they’ll crash back down next week since this week’s episode was so tame.

  • cheezeypoof

    Two quotes that had me loling from that article:

    “I mean, Brown was made out to be some kind of dangerous killing machine that could flip out at any moment and start tearing people’s ears off at the breakfast table, but in the fight he looks about as aggressive as a neutered koala. Who is asleep.”

    “the most advanced technique of Jeremy Jitsu, called “gasping for air and flailing around”, but luckily Brown is able to capitalise on it and counter by kicking him in the face.”

  • kentyman

    The face kick was the perfect riposte to follow up with after the textbook parry of Jeremy’s gasping-for-air.

  • #1 Jackal

    i was waiting for someone to make fun of forrest for yelling like a girl

  • DannyP72

    I’m normally one to bash how arse the TUF episodes have become but this weeks ep wasn’t tame?

    It had 2 pretty good fights (entertainment wise) and hardly any retarded drama.

  • Trol

    I don’t think anyone from this season will be around the UFC for long. They all look like they don’t know what the hell to do in there and gas before the first round is over. They don’t know how to strike or what the hell to do on the ground. Hell I can understand Rampage and Forrest yelling at them until they loose their voices.

  • Matt (but I signed up as Mr. Unbelievable Pants)

    Shit yeah that was so funny. It came as a surprise too. The fight started and within minutes you could hear Forrest yelling himself hoarse on the sidelines.. I WANT THAT ANIMAL BROWN! RAAARAGHGHRH!

  • Ted Dibiase

    i was just hoping for both of em to knock each other out. i dont know which one i hated more. the redneck who thinks hes the TUFest guy in the world or the wanksta who thinks hes the center of the world.

    that was some ugly striking from may. i loved all his technical striking talk only to come out flailing his limbs like jim carey. his “blake bowman” flop at the end of the fight was classic.

  • Hywel Teague [FO Magazine]

    has anyone got the gif of Rampage electro-popping after the fight?