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i want to slap that kid’s

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i want to slap that kid’s parents unconscious for being reprehensible people. by only feeding him fast food and pig lard before parking him in from of the tv for the first 4 years of his life you’ve essentially ensured he’ll remain a virgin well into his 20’s (with a consenting non-working woman at least) and that when he finally does wrangle in some morbidly obese hedgehog moo cow of a woman they’ll only produce more fatties!

horrible endless cycle of blubber guts