Made: Jawsh’s life is oh so
Made: Jawsh’s life is oh so lonely that even dollar fifty beers & sex w/anonymous chicks can’t fill the void.
Made: daughter #2 got 100 on her spelling test & 100 on her math test. Fucking genius or easy 2nd grade tests? YOU DECIDE!!
Ruined: I’ve been avoiding the gym for a week now & eyelids feeling kinda heavy @ the moment…….