ruined: phoenix being a
ruined: phoenix being a baby
buck the fuck up bro, you signed up for this shit
just like I knew that dating a girl who I picked up by asking if she wanted to make out (in a bar) and ended up fucking the same night was probably going to end badly (spectacularly bad). you should’ve known that signing on to be shipped away with a bunch of dudes for 4 years would probably end with your dick in your hand.
it sucks for a minute. and then it doesn’t.
just sayin (bro)