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Wow… If that’s your best behavior, then I think you’ll make a wonderful “bitter, dirty old man” type in about 10 years.

My yellow fever phase has lasted… oh… about 14 years now. I really don’t know why, but it seems to be mostly Asian chicks who go for me. Maybe it’s the fact that I’m 29 and I already have to shave my head to hide my male pattern baldness a-la Dana White.

The prepubescent boy girl is alright (I really like prepubescent boys), but the icy one is smokin’! It turns out that she is just kinda quiet and can’t drink because she has that Asian Glow flushing shit. The meek ones will always end up letting you do whatever you want to their hot bodies, so more power to her. Yeah, she seemed icy at first to me too, but it turned out that she just didn’t like you! :)