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if i was lorenzo fertitta I

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if i was lorenzo fertitta I would immediately charter a flight to italy, buy this woman’s soul from jabba the hut and then proceed to raw dog her on a top of a burning pile of $10,000 bills inside of a hovercraft bound for skull island until (you guessed it agentsmith) we both bled, then i would smear the blood on my face and scream like an apache warrior. then probably some butt play.

if i were dana white I would quit this shit tonight (because the stress would kill me before I was 50) take my money move to monaco or monte carlo or something crazy like that and snort blow out of 30 thouand dollar hookers muffs until i died (before 50)

If I were scott coker I would do some fucking sit ups or bicycle kicks because JESUS i let myself go. then probably invest in some hair grafts (its not too late buddy)



who gives a shit about strikeforce?