I don’t know what to tell
I don’t know what to tell you. At first it started as a joke, but then I saw how it made people like me. And I liked to be liked. I grew up watching the GI JOE cartoon so I knew all about the military just from that, it’s a great source of information that I would ever need. I’m sorry that I fooled you guys this whole time. I was never in the Army. I made it all up. I’m sorry.