Omo–>you’re fucking NAStradamus b/c when I lived a few minutes closer to work, I used to come home for lunch, slam a gigantic Appletini w/my lunch & drive my buzzed ass back to work. What can I say? I have a sugar addiction.
Unlike you macho macho men, I drink beer, wine, fruity mixed drinks, Port, hard liquor…..pretty much whatever gets me buzzed. Here’s something I learned from experience: unless you let it ferment 1st, semen will NOT get you drunk.