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during my first freshman year



during my first freshman year at purdue, in retaliation for stealing his towel from the communal shower every day for a week (thus ensuring he had to walk down the hallway naked back to our room) my dorm roomate used my toothbrush to clean his asshole. I wasn’t told this until a week later (and didn’t realize because i was a drunken stoner who rarely showered), and in that week i ate the pussy of the girl who would later become that guys long time girlfriend (they live in baltimore together 8 years later).