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now that the cat is out of the bag, do you think that everyone who is facing a scary submission master is gonna shave themselves slick and get all sweaty before the fight? do the no gi guys at ADCC do that kind of shit too? it seems both legal and lame at the same time. what about all that hair relaxer in kimbo’s beard? do you think that could help him slip some chokes too? this shit is fucking stupid. i guess cyclists and swimmers shave themselves to be faster, so fighters can do it to be slipperier. shit like this is gonna be a major game changer, now everybody is gonna start manscaping and wearing sauna jump suits before their fights. i don’t like where this is going.

he didn’t cheat though, it was just smart lameness. though he did look guilty as fuck when he got called on it.