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“I am a constant go-to for



“I am a constant go-to for people with sagging poll numbers (and balls) ”

Once you cut the cord and move out of the basement your balls will (read “should”) drop down into that little skin flap that hangs between your legs.

I would like to be the first to congratulate Millertime on a glorious unanimous victory. The campaign trail was long and tedious but you displayed guts, intestinal fortitude, cunning, and slight retardation which helped you excel and reach this stellar position of star powered authority. Well done…. Fuck Angry China.