@Millertime…..Great question son. I can only speak from personal preference…..Fiveboltmain…start taking notes…….now:
Full bore kakooya…….I wouldn’t kick it out of bed for eating potato chips. It’s a delicate creature and in some cases can scare the daylights out of you. Drunken, overly intoxicated kakooya’s may come with all kinds of surprises that leave you spitting little white balls out of your mouth.. So, beware.
Air strip…..caution..may cause chaffing on the old schnozola. Speaking from experience it is known to happen.
Completely shorn….What a magnificent masterpiece. Smooth as the day is long, slick, squishy…..that’s my shit dog.
Now, if you’re a pussy, borderline homo who doesn’t like going down town….it doesn’t fucking matter. Don’t be fucking picky, you’re just lucky to be there.
@Millertime…..I don’t think Jawshy hates the world, I just think he likes damaged women way too much……..and it’s getting to him.