When I was a kid, my cousins
When I was a kid, my cousins and I went tobogganing (sledding) and the owner of the property set his dog on us. By the time we jumped the fence, the dog had managed to bite me in the ass. We ran all the way home with that mutt in tow, and when we got the the house me dad eventually shot it in the ass with his pellet gun.
It was some scary shit man.