1. First name, city, and
1. First name, city, and age?
2. The first site you visit when you go online?
3. Ever banged a girl that weighed over 160?
i don’t put them on scales before i shove my dick in them.
4. Pay or pirate?
i pay for the things that are not possible to download off the internet.
5. Favorite and least fave Jackal?
frickshun by default because everyone else sucks ass. i also love picturing butters and glassjawsh raping each other.
hair on my hands.
7. Do you feel guilty about finding Tourette’s Syndrome amusing?
I’ve never seen that movie.
8. How long since you last got laid?
i want to have your babies.
9. Favorite ring girl?
10. On a scale of 1-10, how big of a douchenozzle is Bruce Buffer?
define “On a scale”
11. Pride Rules in the UFC? If only some, which ones?
Mandatory steroid use.
12. Steroids. Give a shit if fighters use them?
If you don’t use it, you lose it.
13. Your dream commentary team?
I wish they all shut the fuck up and STFU.
14. Favorite MMA event of all time?
i can’t remember 3 days ago.
15. Interested in Women’s MMA?
interested like i’m interested in what bark is made out of on a tree.
16. If you could punch anyone in the face with no repercussions, who would it be?
The list is long.
17. Ever gotten your ass kicked?
I don’t get in fights.
18. What fighter do you want to see signed to the UFC?
19. Lenne Hardt; legend, or shrill annoying bitch?
Why do you expect me to know who he is?
20. What songs or movies make you cry like a woman?
21. What are your feelings about subo?
Like my feelings about cleaning.
22. Ever crapped your pants while farting?
I’m going to answer your question with another question…ever crapped your pants while farting as you were driving?
23. Is there a God?
The Truth is Out There