1. First name, city, and
1. First name, city, and age?
Colin, Montreal, 37
2. The first site you visit when you go online?
3. Ever banged a girl that weighed over 160?
nope… pretty sure that line’s always been drawn around 135.
4. Pay or pirate?
I pay when I can split the cost with a group of friends.
5. Favorite and least fave Jackal?
fave is probably Roxy – ’cause she actually gets in the ring.
least fave – who cares… we’ve all taken too many shots to the dome.
7. Do you feel guilty about finding Tourette’s Syndrome amusing?
isn’t the whole purpose of tourette’s to be amusing? why would I feel guilty.
8. How long since you last got laid?
less than two weeks…
9. Favorite ring girl?
horse face… montreal represent!
10. On a scale of 1-10, how big of a douchenozzle is Bruce Buffer?
don’t see him as a douchenozzle at all…
11. Pride Rules in the UFC? If only some, which ones?
knees and some kind of passivity warning (not necessarily yellow cards, but something more than “I’m gonna stand you up”)
12. Steroids. Give a shit if fighters use them?
I think it’s a bad idea, and wish there were way better testing in place.
13. Your dream commentary team?
I think Don Frye, Joe Rogan and Couture could do an interesting job…
14. Favorite MMA event of all time?
IFC Light Heavyweight tournament… Shogun, Babalu, Prangley, Sonnen, Griffin, Jeremy Horn… the Griffin/Horn tilt is one of my fave fights of all time..
15. Interested in Women’s MMA?
I’m interested in good fights (period)… gender doesn’t make a fight better.
16. If you could punch anyone in the face with no repercussions, who would it be?
17. Ever gotten your ass kicked?
I’ve been tooled pretty hard in training… but have never really had my ass-kick in a real-life situation.
18. What fighter do you want to see signed to the UFC?
Herschel Walker… so Randy can fight someone older than he is.
19. Lenne Hardt; legend, or shrill annoying bitch?
Crazy Pride lady?? Legend.
20. What songs or movies make you cry like a woman?
Armageddon. The idea that Bruce Willis would sacrifice himself so that Ben Affleck can procreate… it’s a fucking tragedy. That, and the New York skyline shot near the beginning hits close to home.
21. What are your feelings about subo?
did you guys set up the poll to find him dates or something?
22. Ever crapped your pants while farting?
I think we all have, but never on the level that Timmeh did against Assuerio Silva.
23. Is there a God?