ruined: subo getting some
ruined: subo getting some makes my recent dry spell at least 187000x worse
made: fairly certain he had to roofie a woolly mammoth to achieve coitus
double ruined: not sure how much longer i can go before i roofie a woolly mammoth
made: got my letter in the mail saying im a candidate for graduation. only 3 more classes and I’ll officially be superior to you worthless peons in every conceivable way
double made: master’s degrees get you lots of poon tang, right?