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You Know You Are a Mexican



You Know You Are a Mexican When…

* You share the same social security number with all your amigos
* You smell like BO all the time
* You don’t know what BO is
* You have at least thirty cousins
* There is at least one member in your family name Maria, Guadalupe, Juan, Jose, or Jesus
* You see a fence and want to hop over it
* You are too short to go on rides in Disney Land
* You mow lawns for a living
* You’re the best bean picker in your neighborhood
* You fart more than you breathe
* Others tell you to stop screaming when you are really just talking
* You use your lips to point something out
* You have at least thirty cousins
* You are in a 5-passenger car with 8 people in it
* There is more Tequila than punch at little Juanito’s birthday party
* The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.
* You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
* Your Junior/Senior prom had a daycare.
* Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.