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I can’t believe it was not



I can’t believe it was not already done. Bringing the funny side of bigotry to a whole new low :D


What is 18 inches long, stiff and makes women scream at night?

Crib death.


What’s the biggest difference between 9/11 and the Oklahoma City Bombing?

Foreigners once again prove they can do it better and more efficiently.


Why can’t Jesus eat M&Ms?

Because they keep falling through the holes in his hand.


Did you hear that Abdul Radjid Chickencury got into Heaven? I guess they needed a jigsaw puzzle.


I’m sorry for the following:

How do you make a six-year-old girl cry twice?

Fuck her in the ass, then wipe your dick on her teddy bear.


Why can’t little black kids play in the sandbox?

Because the cats keep burying them.


What’s that shriveled up old thing on Grandma?



How did they know princess Diana had Dandruff?

They found her head n shoulders in the glove compartment


How do you starve a mexican?

Hide his food stamps under his work boots.


Young Susan asks her dad if she can borrow the car.
DAD: “Only if you suck my cock, Susan. You know the rules…”
Susan sighs and drops to her knees. Dad whips his dick out and she plants her lips around it. Instantly she recoils in disgust.
SUSAN: “Eurrghh! It tastes like shit!”
DAD: ” Yeah, your brother just borrowed twenty bucks…”


What’s Al Qaida’s favorite football team?

The New York Jets


Thats it for now…