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We posted at the same time



We posted at the same time except here it’s still dark outside.

Carlos Fakencia would plagiarize his mom if it was possible.

Back to business


What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.


What’s worse than 7 dead babies in a trash can?
1 dead baby in 7 trash cans.


Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.


Mohamed and Mouloud are in a car, who’s driving?.
Homeland Security.


How long does it take an Arab woman to take out the trash?
Nine months.


Do you know why Moses lead Jews through sea?
Because he was ashamed to lead them through city.


What’s better than roses on your piano ?
Tulips on your organ.


Why does the French ban rectal thermometers?
They cause too much brain damage.


What’s considered a solid hour’s reading in Iowa?
The back of a cereal box.


What are the worst five years in the life of a West Virginian?
Third grade.

That’s it for now.