If I had a dollar when I was
If I had a dollar when I was a kid, I was getting some large McD’s fries. I would do that every day of the week if I could. And yes, I was super-dee-dooper fucking poor.
I once tried to trade the ice cream truck guy a stick of Juicy Fruit for some Big Bol gum. He didn’t go for it. I was poor AND dumb.
PS: I’m skinny & so are my kids.