youre upset because youre a
youre upset because youre a morbidly obese neckbeard virgin that drives a japanese econobox, i understand. when my company bought all the partners new mercedes, i shouldve turned it down and had them buy me a 1998 hyundai accent instead, as to avoid the horror of two basement dwelling bloggers thinking im overcompensating. im sure the first thing every “hot” chick in your bumfuck town thinks when they see you tooling down the street in your broken down rustbucket is “oh look at that guy in the blue hatchback, he must have some serious dick game to be seen in that car. i just have to meet him”.