Ask A Phoenix
January 11, 2011 at 3:10 pm #233776
Dog’s name was “Lunch Special”.January 11, 2011 at 4:07 pm #233785
mustang is someone who goes from enlisted to officerJanuary 11, 2011 at 4:49 pm #233788
What does your roommate think about you watching two shirtless/sweaty guys wrassling?
How long do you have to be in the military before you can retire with a pension?
When you’re out and about in your humvee, do you carry a weapon? If so, what is it?
Do you guys do target practice?January 11, 2011 at 5:27 pm #233795
@iamphoenix….When you shoot a gun does it use bullets? Does it go boom boom? Do you kill people until they are dead? Did you go to boot camp? I bet that was hard. Did you have a drill sergeant? Did they yell at you? I had a teacher that yelled at me….boy did he yell loud. I always said “Hey, please stop yelling so loud sir.” Do you get to wear boots? Do you have a foot locker?….no not the store silly…at the end of your bed.January 11, 2011 at 7:04 pm #233804
HAHA! Butters, I thought I’d let you know that Omo is making fun of your retarded questions since I figure you wouldn’t get it.January 11, 2011 at 7:08 pm #233805
There you go again G! I had at least 8 more copy and pastes in me. Dammit!!! Okay, I forgive.January 11, 2011 at 8:26 pm #233817
His name is Renoir.January 11, 2011 at 8:31 pm #233820
Ooh ooh pick me!! I have a question:
Is it supposed to hurt the 1st time you have sex with a girl?
When she sticks it in, I mean…..January 11, 2011 at 8:38 pm #233821
G, you’re cool.January 11, 2011 at 9:08 pm #233825
Is it true that if you don’t use it….you lose it?January 11, 2011 at 9:45 pm #233833
Is that a serious question?
Ewwww, what’s outercourse?January 13, 2011 at 12:01 pm #234139
What’s up butters. hows it going. I missed you guys so much, didn’t have internet for 2 days!! OMG!! N E WAYS I see that I’m still very important and have a thread all about me that has close to 300 comments. I’m so cool. Butters, my roommates have watched sweaty shirtless mean wrasslin for a couple minutes with me…they don’t know what’s going on sometimes.
fuck if I know how long I can retire with a pension. that’s a long time. i’ve heard 20 years but i’m pretty sure some people have done it sooner. but there’s the GI Bill and shit so that’s cool. we are all issued M4 Carbines. I have a pretty sweet scope on mine and we go to the range to shoot them sometimes.
and to answer your other questions guys, I would think so.January 13, 2011 at 10:16 pm #234196
When they gave you your rifles did they make you recite: “This is my rifle! There are many others like it, but this one is mine!”January 13, 2011 at 11:58 pm #234203
“This is my riffle, this is my gun. This is for shooting, and this is for fun.”January 14, 2011 at 12:26 am #234209
no. that’s stupid.
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