September 20, 2010 at 10:34 pm #314411
So, when are you moving to San Francisco frick?September 21, 2010 at 2:23 pm #314475
@ Frickshun….Let’s see here….why did she freak out. Lets list a few “possible” reasons:
1. She was embarrassed because…well, you were wearing a fucking speedo. Jersey isn’t Australia yo.
2. She was jealous because, obviously, every woman on the beach was ogling your wedding tackle.
3. She was so turned on by the vision of your little baby thimble that she drooled all over her shirt.
4. She was pissed off because you were actually washing the sand off a 6′ Amazon chick with your tongue.
Clearly she doesn’t want her man running around in his skivies on the beach. Clearly she’s blind, because let’s be honest….nobody else was looking. Well except for that chick over by the bar that puked on her boy’s shoes….don’t act like you didn’t remember.September 21, 2010 at 7:27 pm #314516
G–>I did have a couple of frozen Pina Colada’s w/a dark rum floater (fuckers cost $10 a pop!!). But I chased them w/a bunch of free beerzzzzzzz.
Omo–>I know you’ve been lonely so I’ll send you some pics!!September 21, 2010 at 7:29 pm #314518
FiveBolt–>I have been to Castro in San Fran. Charming little town of (h)Omo’s.September 21, 2010 at 7:31 pm #314520
Frick…What a pal. Please tell me there’s fist pumping?……Just whipser it if you’re too embarrassed.September 21, 2010 at 7:40 pm #314526
Told you…..I beat the “Cast of Jerz Shore” in finals!! I’ll send a pic of “JWow” next to me. THAT BITCH WAS HAWT!!September 21, 2010 at 8:25 pm #314532
can’t help myself – JWOWw and snooki for that matter are the worst kind of human being and shouldn’t lawfully allowed to be seen in public.
vapid worthless bitches who have this horribly bloated sense of self worth and undeserved accomplishment because dudes fall all over themselves to give them shit and shower them with praise when really they’ve accomplished nothing at all. it’s like there is this entire caste of talentless, boring, stupid, whore painted bitches out there whose sole purpose is to act like a goddamned moron and piss me off at bars. and then i can’t even say anything to these cunts without their goddamned plucked, tanned and roided guido boyfriends hulking out and trying to stomp on my face.
honestly id be happier if every one of these asshats were rounded up and shot into the sun
how can this—> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNlyKSdbU1E be greeted with anything other than a hearty WTF and a big helping of laughter and ridicule
edit: this is not a questionSeptember 21, 2010 at 8:46 pm #314536
^^Wowzers….I don’t watch that show but I see you have strong feelings about it!!September 21, 2010 at 9:29 pm #314547
DJ ThunderElbowsKey Master
This is remarkably similar to how these choadstains talk about Jawsh/crackers. Especially the dancing.September 22, 2010 at 5:09 pm #314604
We’re in the same boat Josh. I can’t stand those chicks. They’re right up there with Paris Hilton and the Kardashians as being talentless fame whores.September 22, 2010 at 5:13 pm #314606
Okay, stop gaying up the self help thread and stop acting like a bunch of wheezing sloppy cunts. “Pretty girls….I hate ‘em…wah wah wah wah wah.”
Or maybe even ask “why am I such a sopping cunt rag?” that could work…October 12, 2010 at 7:09 pm #316115
Oh almighty and wise Great Omomatta, I humbley ask of your greatness to bestow your knowledge and acumen upon me! I like many others have aspirations and goals that I’m currently working very hard at in life. More specifically a career and geographical move. Yes, working in the insurance field pays the bills and gives my family and I a life of which I cannot complain, however I feel that there is something to which I would enjoy and strive to do better and at the same time provide an even better life.
This goal that I have been researching, planning and saving for over a year now is closer to becoming a reality, however there lies much more work and preperations ahead in order to achieve this dream. It will not be an easy one as it would relocate my family and I to the other side of the country in a land of which I know nothing about, nor do I know any of it’s inhabitants. This of coarse will seperate my better half and I from our families of which we are very close to and the South Florida life that we love.
No this is and will not be an undemanding endeavor, but it is something that is of a “primal calling” if you will. Oh great one we ask of your knowledge and direction, and if comes forth naturally, your blessing…October 12, 2010 at 7:28 pm #316120
^^Start by spelling “preparations” properly.October 12, 2010 at 7:38 pm #316122
@G Funk…..I say throw caution to the wind and fly. It’s only once in a lifetime that you get an opportunity to be a porn star. All of those years of nailing Cuban chicks is finally paying off. Your wife is such a supportive individual and it’s so amazing that she understands that it’s just “work”, a dream, and that it’s not like you’re really enjoying yourself or anything.
Some people may not agree, including your family, but you have to follow your heart. If they love you they’ll be supportive….shit, they may even purchase your movies to show friends. And listen, I understand that they don’t see the value of the midget amputee fetish films that you’ll be working on, but it’s not about understanding…..it’s about trusting and loving. Be sure to tell them how important it is, and that from time to time you get to bring your work home with you and that your wife will get to share your little gimpy nuggets of joy.
G, it’s a win win if you ask me brother. Get all Danny LaRusso on that ass, jump in the grocery getter, and hoof it to the Left Coast. Be sure to send me a post card……and a link. Tell the wifey I said hey and good luck.October 12, 2010 at 10:26 pm #316133
The almighty has spoken!
Frick, Frick you joysee douche!
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