March 26, 2012 at 7:19 pm #399519
Jawsh–>it’s not that she’s stupid. It’s that you’re super smart. You’re so smart that you’re whining to Facebook about the distribution of wealth in this country. THAT’LL SHOW ‘EM!! All the Richie Rich rich folk base their business decisions on Facebook rants by poor male librarians. Yes, we should pay the non-conforming idealist for these great fucking ideas.
‘scuse me while I sit over here thinking about what I should pack for my vacation next weekend.
Oh great & wise Omo, why is it that raw foods are so good for us but they make my stomach ache & the air around my anus putrid?March 26, 2012 at 7:52 pm #399525
Frick, most digestion occurs within the small intestine, where enzymes and bile break down food. These enzymes, however, are unable to break down some elements, such as specific sugars in beans and other plants. Thus, undigested matter passes into the large intestine, where bacteria ferments it. This leads to the production of “flatus” (gas), composed primarily of carbon dioxide, methane and hydrogen. Ironically, the more healthful and fiber-rich your diet, the more likely you are to experience flatulence. Other factors include how much air you swallow, the amount of bacteria residing in the intestine and the time it takes for food to pass through the colon. It’s not the foods themselves, but the body’s reaction to them that causes the problem.
Typically, the odor is somewhat offensive, but able to be easily managed/masked by a method known as the “walking farts”, where the flatulator strolls through the office allowing small amounts of the noxious fumes to leave the anus in small doses as to diffuse the odor. Now, in your case, when you take the natural odors of organic food decompostion and introduce quantities of day old semen……the odor is so overwhelming that you have no choice but to grin and bear it.March 26, 2012 at 8:02 pm #399526March 26, 2012 at 8:04 pm #399527
i had a cup of noodles the other night. i farted a lot. then a rice crispy treat. still the farts.
my favorite line-
where the flatulator strolls through the office allowing small amounts of the noxious fumes to leave the anus in small doses as to diffuse the odor.March 26, 2012 at 8:16 pm #399533
That made me lol too! HomoFernando is back!March 26, 2012 at 9:43 pm #399541March 26, 2012 at 9:43 pm #399542
Thanks for making me lawl right after I told my entire dept to shut the fuck up & stop chit chatting for the rest of the day!! FUCKING OMO & PHOENINJER.March 26, 2012 at 10:33 pm #399545
gotta educate people so once their in a position to make a difference their not jaded and apathetic (read: frick)
sowing the seeds of change no matter how small the plot.
at least you make me laugh on teh netzMarch 26, 2012 at 10:36 pm #399546
I know I’m banned from asking questions but this ones not about my fucked up sex life and I’d actually like to know omo’s opinion. what are your thoughts on all the sabre rattling and gnashing of teeth going on in this country? a class system revolution or just another footnote in a long history of oppression?March 26, 2012 at 10:54 pm #399549
Bear in mind I barely graduated high school & dropped out of college after 1 illustrious year.
Josh–>there’s no uprising & no revolution. I wish there were as I’m a closet socialist (gasp). Unfortunately for humanity’s sake, we are animals like any other. We are selfish by nature (not naughty) & our instincts drive us to survival (physical & emotional). When people talk about equality, what they’re saying is others have more than them so they want to be equal. Because when someone has more than someone else, they don’t say “Hey, I should have less.”
I know I may come at you as sounding callous & apathetic. In actuality, I’m saying “Hey son, wake the FUCK UP. The real world doesn’t give a shit about your ideals. In the real world, you suppress those ideas in favor of a comfortable lifestyle for you & your children. Or you live on a commune. Or you explain to your children why they’re ostracized for having 2 pairs of pants (one of which was sewn by mom).
A looooong time ago (I was 19), I had just started my current job. The owner said to me “frick, you don’t have to leave right @ quitting time.” I’ll never forget my naive response. I said “I don’t live to work. I work to live.” BWAHAHAHAAHA!! I swear to gawd I said that to my millionaire boss. Anyhoo, he didn’t let me forget it for several years. But it turns out, I’m kind of a big deal b/c I’m smart, hard-working & ambitious. I realize now that making 6 figures means more to me than ideals & a metro card for mass transit. The only things you can control in your life are relationships. Relationships are all that really matters. You can influence your friends & family to a small degree. You can mold your offspring to do the same. But you can’t fight the man. I don’t give a shit what you think you can do. But you can’t. Positively influence your friends & family. Tell them to stop buying 100 cal packs of Cheese-Its & just throw a handful into a RESUSABLE BAG. Stop driving 2 blocks to the corner store & WALK. Stop buying bottled water for fucks sake. Don’t buy a truck/SUV unless you’re a fucking contractor. I could go on & on but you won’t get it for another decade when you’re still paying college loans & have long given up on your ideals.March 27, 2012 at 12:40 am #399557
what are your thoughts on all the sabre rattling and gnashing of teeth going on in this country? a class system revolution or just another footnote in a long history of oppression?
There’s been a historical pattern going for a long time now where each generation has had significantly greater wealth and status of living than the one before it. Ask your grandparents what shit was like even before the Depression and you’ll realize how poor the average person used to be relative to now. My father-in-law grew up in Switzerland right after WW2, and he remembers scavenging for coal by the railroad tracks with his father. That’s probably an extreme story, and Europe had it rougher than us, but even here people simply didn’t have “disposable income” like so many of us do now. Go back to the 1800′s and shit was even worse. That kind of poverty just doesn’t exist in the West anymore… but it might again in the future. The US government is basically bankrupt, and there’s a bunch of reasons why the US dollar could collapse like the house of cards that it is. Like if the rest of the world simply stops using dollars to buy oil, which some countries are already starting to do. That was a major reason for the Iraq war, by the way.
Anyway, there’s a shitload of Chicken Littles out there who think a “Greater Depression” is coming. I dunno if it’ll be that bad, but I think people should definitely expect that our generation is the last of the cycle… our children will be lucky to just hold steady at the level of wealth that we have now, and there’s a good chance it’ll drop at least slightly. And when it does, you can naturally expect widespread protests and even civil unrest, particularly from all the entitled kids who thought they’d be millionaires by the time they turned 30 or something. I think that’s a big part of the Occupy movement… young people are realizing that the promise of a even brighter future probably isn’t going to come true, especially when they’re too entitled to actually work for it. Folks have gotten fucking spoiled, so they’re gonna be pissed when their toys get taken away.
Which is the real reason behind shit like the “National Defense Resources Preparedness” order and the NDAA… it’s not about domestic terrorism, it’s about civil unrest. The government is basically preparing to defend itself against its own citizens, because it knows that economic upheaval is coming. And of course no one is gonna call out Obama on that shit, because they’re all players in the same game… they don’t wanna change the rules, they just wanna be the ones in control.
I know that sounds kinda Alex Jones-ish, but it’s not at all far-fetched. One way or another, shit’s probably gonna get real in the next few years.March 27, 2012 at 1:08 am #399558
just don’t take my interwebs.March 27, 2012 at 1:48 am #399559
that link asian smif makes more since than people just saying no blood for oil. they should have been saying, no blood to keep countries from switching to different currencies to buy and sell oilMarch 27, 2012 at 2:51 am #399561
See Jawshy, this is more of a help related forum, not a “What would you do” environment. Honestly, I’m not politically driven, I don’t watch the news and I rarely read periodicals. All I can say is that I hope you aren’t out there with your hand out expecting something. In life I’ve been taught that hard work pays off and clearly I’m a product of that. Seriously, look at me, I’m fucking awesome.
…..and who banned you from asking questions about your disturbed sexual life? Was it me? If it was, sorry, ask away!March 27, 2012 at 5:04 am #399568
What da fuck nigga? Lay you pimp hand scrong. WTF can’t you see that the title says, “Askk HomoFernando”?
Frick I hope “you’re” putting that money to good use and preparing for a shitty day. If your employment longevity has any faults, it’s the lack of job security awareness and the tribulations that unfold. I too started working for a good company young and began making six figures soon thereafter. Business was always plentiful for the eight years I worked there. Ballin. Until the owner lost his nuts to the Real-estate and Stock Markets along with a couple of bad non-related business flops… Oh Fuck. Where did the FUCKING money go? So was the greatest question in the world. I mean I saved some, but I promptly realized it wasn’t enough. No where near enough.
Now obviously since my field of expertise was so valuable for so long and I have a great resume with my former employer to back me up to the fullest, I would surely come across an equal endeavor fairly swift no? HA! Within 6 months we were chewing on cables.
Now I bounced back. It took just over a year. Through that time it was almost an employment re-birth starting odd-jobs here and there taking anything that came until positions opened up with some network relationships I previously made. However, I feel it was a good thing to experience as it completely changed the way we view and manage our money.
I’m in the market for a 10 acre chunk with a house fairly close to the city and invest in as much self-sustainability as possible. Wind turbines are alot cheaper than I thought, wells are already drilled out there and the land ready to infuse. If I invest in that now, a rainy day or collapse of the dollar wont hurt quite as much.
Though now I remembered “you’re” a Jew and therefore have lots of jewgold burrowed away in a closeable jew-egg. Jew. Stoned open rant. mybad
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