Giallo, you could have a skin graft performed in order to attach a chunk of your ass to your wang, but ask yourself this question…..WHY?
Everyone knows that if you’re circumcised, by law, you don’t have to wash your dick. Imagine not being able to just wipe your poo sprinkle infested dangler on the sheets after a long night of jackhammering man ass? Do you see where I’m taking this? Less upkeep = Awesomes. It’s man law. Shit, read a fucking book!
also frick. you seem like the kind of guy I wouldn’t mind pulling up a stool next to and having a brew with (as long as you paid for it) but your apathy is killing me. the wealth gap is widening and you know it. SOMETHING has to give before we regress back into serfdom