ATTN: GIRL AT CIRCUIT CITY STICKEY!!!!!

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September 5, 2010 at 2:05 pm #17510

thingvolds
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OK SO IT IS 6:30 AM AND i AM HALF WAY BETWEEN DRUNK AND HUNGOVER BUT ANYWHAY i AM IN SOME LOCAL COFFEE BREAK CAFFEE WHERE i AM GETTING FREE WHIFY ALSO i AM REALLY HOPPED UP ON DIET PILLS WHICH i THINK MY MOTHER IS PUTTING COCAINE IN.

aNYWAY THERE IS THIS CHICK AT CIRCUIT CITY WHO LIKED ME AND i HAVE THE FEELING THAT SHE GOOGLED MY SCREEN NAME AND TRACKED ME DOWN HERE AND IS CYBER STOCKING ME

ANYWAY MAKE THIS A STICKEY AND TELL THIS BITCH TO E MAIL ME AT jdl410@AOL.COM AND i WILL TAKE HER OUT TO A STEAK DINNER FUCK HER IN THE ASS AND WE WILL ATTAIN ENLIGHTENMENT

GOODNIGHT

September 9, 2010 at 4:04 am #189598

Fightlinker
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this is the best thing I’ve ever seen

September 9, 2010 at 5:02 am #189604

frickshun
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You’ve never seen a nekkid chick?

September 9, 2010 at 9:27 am #189617

Reverend Clint
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i almost deleted this after he wrote it but since it seems too weird to be true i let it alone

September 9, 2010 at 7:55 pm #189638

Stellar53
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thing, is her name subo?

September 9, 2010 at 8:34 pm #189646

DJ ThunderElbows
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I’m ecstatic that you left this up Clint. Good jaerb.

And extra good job to Thing. “Enlightenment” I gotta remember that one.

September 10, 2010 at 2:02 pm #189735

dulljake
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This dude is one hell of a Romantic…who could say no to steak and anal?

September 10, 2010 at 2:08 pm #189738

iamphoenix
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who’s Anal?

September 20, 2010 at 9:21 pm #190419

variable
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My favorite part of this post is “STOCKING.” While I realize that most jackals are to retarded to know why this is funny, it is nonetheless hysterical.

September 21, 2010 at 7:18 pm #190532

frickshun
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It’s like my fave show of all time…..”Silk Stalkings”

September 22, 2010 at 10:00 pm #190666

AcadianBacon
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That is hilarious. Well written.
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