beta writer rankings
January 23, 2011 at 1:46 am #24920
just cause I feel like stirring the pot (or being ignored) I figured id list who i thought was the best so far (not who i thought would get picked) and like i told your mom the other night at our group sex meeting, feel free to get angry with where i put stuff, and scream and fight and tell me what a crazy sick fuck i am, it’s better that way anyhow
1. agentsmith – funny and informative, basically a lock to make the staff
2. Grappo – same as smith except less prolific/hasn’t produced enough bitches
3. Iampheonix – funniest, is hopefully brought on for yuks
4. frickshun – angriest, by a lot, also is a good deal jewish so he could go that route with the jokes if need be
5. omomatta – like the big brother i have (also named matt), except that he’s not off in illinois being a successful prick. you have a Ph.D, you do philanathropy, yo’re a good person JESUS WE GET IT ALREADY……….wait what was i talking about? delicious ice cream right?
6. this guy – really whiffed on that girl eating poop ordeal, fucking prudes, oh well i still gots numbers
7. daddypants – probably should be higher based on the awesomeness of the one thing he submitted, but is killed by too small of a sample size
8. REEM.Haduken – stfu
9. subo – i figured no one would take my list seriously unless subo was last
i’m sure others have written some crap (letibleu mybe) but i forgot about it or didn’t read it and is thus off my radar.January 23, 2011 at 2:19 am #235912
As I already told Ryan, don’t expect me to always be this prolific. I was just in the zone this week. And now I had to bring work home over the weekend cause I was writing at work.January 23, 2011 at 3:31 am #235915
thanks for the kind words subo, this makes me not regret adding you on facebook and laughing at how you look.January 23, 2011 at 3:34 am #235916
^ uh…….what?January 23, 2011 at 3:39 am #235917
well fuck man you got subo’s avatar and i thought it was subo. traitor. i was wondering who you meant by this guy. i was like, who the fuck is this guy?January 23, 2011 at 8:36 am #235930
Hey, I’m just happy to be on the list.
Phoenix – if someone compliments you, it’s not me.January 23, 2011 at 9:06 am #235933
Also, glassjawsh, what the fuck? Style byte much?January 23, 2011 at 9:08 am #235934
^shutup josh.January 23, 2011 at 11:09 am #235941
^Shutup Fedro.Nut.Choken.January 23, 2011 at 2:48 pm #235943
bored at work on a saturday night, it’ll change backJanuary 23, 2011 at 5:28 pm #235948
Derek’s trying to be funny? Stick to your serious Zuffa nut-huggery.January 23, 2011 at 6:33 pm #235950
…solid analysis glassjaw, although i don’t find frickshun to be particularly angry–but he is overwelmingly jewishJanuary 23, 2011 at 6:44 pm #235952
thanks man. here’s a normal sized version of that Machida/Couture pic. i thought it took you to a bigger one if you clicked on the one that was posted. my bad. i’ll post links with it next time. i went back and added some links to that beta post too.
also, you gotta have letibleu on that list, the horse that triangled fedor was brilliant.January 24, 2011 at 12:10 pm #235994
oh and, of course i’m the funniest josh, i’ve always been the funniest and i don’t know why this isn’t on the front page already >>>http://www.fightlinker.com/ufc-126-is-totally-drama-omgJanuary 24, 2011 at 3:34 pm #236002
^^That is a good one. I only appreciate it cuz my wife reads Perez (n u totes ript his stylz)
PS: I haven’t had time to get inspired since I’m now addicted to BLops & my wife will probably leave me soon……unless I get my kill ratio up.
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