norway is awesome, as is sweden, finland and denmark. never been to iceland but want to go, i hear its great.
i would love to live in norway one day. i don’t mind if they have no butter. butter is loaded with saturated fat, and you don’t get to be in the kind of shape i’m in by eating stuff like that.
when some hot chick sees me on a mar del plata beach in my racing briefs, she’s not thinking “oh i bet that guy eats a lot of butter”. she’s thinking “oh i bet that guy eats lightning and shits thunder”. then i take her back to the resort and we make sex.
More chances she is thinking “quien es eseextranogringoFrodobuscandoque mantienela mirada misnoviosbasura”, assuming your stint in prison hasn’t since barred you from traveling to most South American countries.