COULD ANY JACKAL BEAT ME IN AN MMA MATCH??

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    thingvolds
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    LOL NOT LIKELY!

    IM A LEG LOCKER AND A BRAWLER. ID BEAT ANY ONE OF YOU INTO A LIVING DEATH……..

    DO ANY OF YOU SERIOUSLY THINK YOU COULD BEAT ME IN A SANCTIONED MMA BOUT??

    IF SO, ID LOVE TO HEAR HOW!

    #224197

    i grease and pack my gloves with ball bearings… plus im like 240 lbs

    #224200

    YEAH RIGHT
    Member

    I think you meant to put, “I’M A FUCKING JOKE AND I THINK I’M TIGHT!!!!”

    Typo’s are a bitch sometimes.

    #224202

    thingvolds
    Member

    ^ YOU WOULD NEVER SAY THAT TO MY FACE

    #224206

    glassjawsh
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    roxy, end of thread

    #224212

    thingvolds
    Member

    ROXY CANT LAST TWO MINUTES IN MY WORLD. SHES SWEET. ID MAKE SURE SHE KISSED ME GOOD WITH THOSE BIG LIPS. ID MAKE HER MY GIRLFRIEND.

    #224213

    Omomatta
    Member

    douche

    #224227

    frickshun
    Member

    Thingvolds–>I’ll fucking stomp you. After watching MMA & Jackie Chan flicks for many years, I’m confident that I could either take you down & quickly slap on a triangle OR make you chase me through a crowded street while I jump through the backs of chairs, dive through open car windows, somersault over fruit stands & wallclimb between narrow buildings.

    #224233

    sandstorm
    Member

    capslock=unleash the fury. youre so tough bro im so scared. go fuck yourself etoughguy

    #224237

    thingvolds
    Member

    SANDSTORM, I WANT TO THROW DOWN YOUR KID AND STOMP ON HIS TESTICLES, AND THEN YOU WILL KNOW WHAT IT IS LIKE TO EXPERIENCE WAKING UP EVERYDAY AS ME. AND ONLY THEN WILL YOU FEEL MY PAIN

    #224243

    subo
    Member

    Any day, motherfucker.

    #224253

    G Funk
    Member

    haha! internet tough guys always make me laugh!

    #224263

    CAP
    Member

    You forgot to say “I will eat your children”

    #224265

    iamphoenix
    Member

    LOUD NOISES!!!

    #224277

    YEAH RIGHT
    Member

    Phoenix is a funny mother fucker!

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