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This topic contains 55 replies, has 18 voices, and was last updated by  Reverend Clint 2 years, 4 months ago.

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  • #24692

    Reverend Clint
    Key Master

    Whats with all the new faggy ass jackals infecting the site? I remember when people on here were cutthroat. Now im getting complaints about insulting fighters. This sight is going all queer on my by the minute faster then fricks balls are sagging towards the floor.

    #233579

    subo
    Member

    Holy shit. Who?

    #233580

    Reverend Clint
    Key Master

    check the poll comments

    #233588

    G Funk
    Member

    You’re in that group Subo you punk mothefucker!

    #233589

    YEAH RIGHT
    Member

    I complained because it was just wasn’t funny, tough shit.

    #233592

    Reverend Clint
    Key Master

    wasnt talkin about you, yeah right. you at least had a valid argument.

    #233594

    sandstorm
    Member

    apparently having new readers is a bad thing? everyone has their own opinions

    #233595

    The whole point of FL is to hate the fighters. hahaha

    #233597

    Letibleu
    Member

    ↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑Shut up you human waste. I feel very bad for your parents.↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑

    #233599

    iamphoenix
    Member

    having new readers isn’t a bad thing. fighter bashing is one of my favorites activities.

    #233602

    Reverend Clint
    Key Master

    the influx of homo BE readers is lame but i like new readers. more people to make fun of

    #233612

    glassjawsh
    Member

    ^ more people to argue with

    #233616

    frickshun
    Member

    Clint–>couple of the newbs seem okay (based on their New Year join date). As far as your pole goes, it wasn’t your best work. Next time, you should bouce stuff like that off a couple of other guys for maximum yuks.

    As far as insulting fighters, I’m all for that!! It just needs to stay in the realm of jokes. Once commenters are trying to give fighters real career advice (i.e.: “retire”), then I’m not on board. But if we’re gonna talk about Hammill being a retard or Page being the 1st black emo fighter & a baby killer (I think I saw him @ a “Free Hat McCullough” rally), then it’s all good.

    Also, I don’t think my balls have started sagging. They definitely have more hair than they used to (that’s what a razor is for). And they may be swollen b/c I don’t even have the energy to jack it every day like I used to). And they prolly don’t appreciate that I wear briefs & tighter pants lately. And they sometimes get crushed between my legs when I do seated hamstring curls. And they will become vestigial if I get a vasectomy like my wife wants. Point being…..I still think they’re attractive!!

    #233627

    FiveBoltMain
    Member

    Fighter bashing is what separates FL from every other site. If some one doesn’t think that something is funny, then either STFU or say something funny. Don’t just sit there and complain like a sour puss!!

    #233630

    G Funk
    Member

    Taking a razor to your nuts? Do you ever nick the sack? When you do, do you put ‘lil pieces of toilet paper on the cuts? Does your ballzack look like a sticky lint roller after that? Attractive? Gay?

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  • subo says:

    Holy shit. Who?

  • Reverend Clint says:

    check the poll comments

  • G Funk says:

    You’re in that group Subo you punk mothefucker!

  • YEAH RIGHT says:

    I complained because it was just wasn’t funny, tough shit.

  • Reverend Clint says:

    wasnt talkin about you, yeah right. you at least had a valid argument.

  • sandstorm says:

    apparently having new readers is a bad thing? everyone has their own opinions

  • Reem.Hadouken says:

    The whole point of FL is to hate the fighters. hahaha

  • Letibleu says:

    ↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑Shut up you human waste. I feel very bad for your parents.↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑

  • iamphoenix says:

    having new readers isn’t a bad thing. fighter bashing is one of my favorites activities.

  • Reverend Clint says:

    the influx of homo BE readers is lame but i like new readers. more people to make fun of

  • glassjawsh says:

    ^ more people to argue with

  • frickshun says:

    Clint–>couple of the newbs seem okay (based on their New Year join date). As far as your pole goes, it wasn’t your best work. Next time, you should bouce stuff like that off a couple of other guys for maximum yuks.

    As far as insulting fighters, I’m all for that!! It just needs to stay in the realm of jokes. Once commenters are trying to give fighters real career advice (i.e.: “retire”), then I’m not on board. But if we’re gonna talk about Hammill being a retard or Page being the 1st black emo fighter & a baby killer (I think I saw him @ a “Free Hat McCullough” rally), then it’s all good.

    Also, I don’t think my balls have started sagging. They definitely have more hair than they used to (that’s what a razor is for). And they may be swollen b/c I don’t even have the energy to jack it every day like I used to). And they prolly don’t appreciate that I wear briefs & tighter pants lately. And they sometimes get crushed between my legs when I do seated hamstring curls. And they will become vestigial if I get a vasectomy like my wife wants. Point being…..I still think they’re attractive!!

  • FiveBoltMain says:

    Fighter bashing is what separates FL from every other site. If some one doesn’t think that something is funny, then either STFU or say something funny. Don’t just sit there and complain like a sour puss!!

  • G Funk says:

    Taking a razor to your nuts? Do you ever nick the sack? When you do, do you put ‘lil pieces of toilet paper on the cuts? Does your ballzack look like a sticky lint roller after that? Attractive? Gay?

  • frickshun says:

    I’m pretty careful round that area. After a chemical burn using Nair, I realized a razor was the best way to go. Use some shaving cream (kinda essential) & take it easy. I know you faggots either A) don’t get laid B) only have drunken sex w/whores so they don’t care C) Are too young to have any hair on your sack D) Aren’t man enough to admit you want to care about your appearance.

    I have a healthy, attractive amount of hair on my arms/legs/chest. I don’t need 1″ long coarse hairs sticking out of my nuts. Sometimes, I’ll just use scissors too!!

  • glassjawsh says:

    B

  • G Funk says:

    I do some man grooming, trim the hedges, but I don’t scorch the earth! I have an electric clippers and I put the #1 guard for the nads and a #4 for the top patch. I couldnt imagine putting a blade to my nuts. You’ve never had an accident?

  • CAP says:

    What queers have time to complain when we can talk genital maintenance. Does a tree look bigger in the forest or in the shrubs?

  • Reverend Clint says:

    ive shaved my junk before and actually taking a razor, not a staight fucking razor, to your balls isnt that difficult.

    “Fighter bashing is what separates FL from every other site. If some one doesn’t think that something is funny, then either STFU or say something funny. Don’t just sit there and complain like a sour puss!!” god bless your vigin mexican ass. I will admit my poll questions were kinda crap but thiago silva is so fucking lame and just another brazilian clone its hard to find anything humorus about him other that he sucks and couldnt finish a happy meal. Page on the other hand is like 5 monkeys short of a barrel

  • frickshun says:

    One thing I must admit about overrated Silva (whose resume is pretty weak)……he looked fucking TREMENDOUS in his last night. I’ll reserve judgement on him til I see a 2nd helping of a healthy Chee-Ah-Go against Page. And considering how far out this damn fight is…..Page could either come in like he did against Liddell OR like he did against Forrest. Who fucking knows??

  • FiveBoltMain says:

    He’ll come in like Forrest. He doesn’t have that killer instinct now that he makes cheddar.

  • subo says:

    I own a pair of clippers. I scape, I don’t shave.

  • thingvolds says:

    seems to me like youre the one crying

  • Omomatta says:

    Fuck Rampage, he’s horrible.
    Fuck BJ, he’s horrible.
    Fuck GSP, he’s horrible.
    Fuck Silva, he’s horrible.
    Fuck Silva, he’s horrible.
    Fuck Silva, he’s horrible.
    Fuck Silva, he’s horrible.
    Fuck Silva, he’s horrible.
    Fuck Silva, he’s horrible.
    Fuck Silva, he’s horrible.
    Fuck Fightlinker, it’s horrible.
    Fuck Frick, he’s horrible.
    Fuck Clint, he’s horrible.
    Fuck Josh, he’s horrible.
    Fuck FBM, he’s horrible.
    Fuck G Funk, he’s horrible.
    Fuck Mrs. G Funk, she’s AWESOME!!!!!!!

  • G Funk says:

    HAHA I know, she’s da bomb!

  • Omomatta says:

    Be sure to give her my best. Well, let’s be honest…you’re best….but I’m sure it’s a close(ish) second.

  • sandstorm says:

    “the influx of homo BE readers is lame but i like new readers. more people to make fun of”

    couldnt agree more. fightlinker is one of my favorite sites because you can bash on the figthers and on each other. its all in good fun, and thats why its fucking rad.

  • frickshun says:

    Sandstorm–>you little faggot. I’ll take your lunch money, use it to buy condoms, bang your nana rawdog in the bad place, then give her balloon animals made from the condoms.

    Is that the type of Fightlinker atmosphere you were hoping for? IS IT??

    Me too.

  • sandstorm says:

    yup thats exactly it. you pretty much nailed it.

  • YEAH RIGHT says:

    Man, I didn’t get a call out from Omo :/

    Guess i’m not one of the cool kids :[

  • glassjawsh says:

    ^ butters finally put on his big boy undies!

  • Reverend Clint says:

    he switched from hannah montana to GI Joe underooes

  • FiveBoltMain says:

    Bitching about it like that is why you’re not on the list.

  • FiveBoltMain says:

    GI Joe my nuts. Thunder Cats is how I rolled!!

  • Omomatta says:

    “Man, I didn’t get a call out from Omo :/

    Guess i’m not one of the cool kids :[”

    Since when do I designate the cool kids you fucking whiner.

  • glassjawsh says:

    in the voice of hedonism-bot http://jveness.info/hedonismbot.jpg:

    crybabies crying in the cry babies forum? how deliciously ironic!

  • ghostboner says:

    Baby oil you clowns. Baby oil the satchel up, then just use a nice disposable razor. Keeps the nicks/cuts/ingrowns away and leaves you with a soft and supple scrote that your boyfriend will love.

    Also, Thundercats underpants were my fave. Wish I could still find some.

  • agentsmith says:

    Just do it in the shower, use a quality bazillion-blade razor, shaving gel, and before you know it, you’ll have a coinpurse that’s as smooth as a baby’s coinpurse.

  • Omomatta says:

    Eff that. Pull them out with tweezers and make your girl a fake mustache. That one’s for you Joan. Trust me, the ladies love it. If there were any women left on this site they would totally agree.

  • glassjawsh says:

    ^ valid point i wonder what the hell happened to Amy and Nem0? (ie the only two women ive ever seen comment)

  • frickshun says:

    There was another girl who rassled & used her real pic for her avi. I think 1 time I cracked a joke about chicks & she got offended. I had to TELL her it was a joke & I have daughters. That seemed to make it aaaaall better.

  • Omomatta says:

    Nem0 was a woman huh? I never knew that.

    Wait……….don’t forget about FBM!

  • agentsmith says:

    Speaking of which, I sometimes wonder what Roxy thinks of the sausage-party type comments that often go on here. Or maybe she doesn’t even read this site enough to really notice.

  • DJ ThunderElbows says:

    I assure you, having daughters hasn’t made you any less of a sexist douchebag. It just made you a douchebag with daughters he can subconsciously torment.

    Nemo always seemed like an emotaku-type more than a woman.

  • Omomatta says:

    “I assure you, having daughters hasn’t made you any less of a sexist douchebag.”

    Nope, just a sexless douchebag.

  • frickshun says:

    True.

  • FiveBoltMain says:

    Don’t forget Burtonchick. She was pretty cool.

  • frickshun says:

    ^^That’s who I was referring to, Joan.

  • Omomatta says:

    Yeah….she was actually training with Shogun.

  • Amy says:

    I’m always lurking glassjawsh…

  • ghostboner says:

    What about that fairweather.Hadouken jackass? Always assumed that was a bitch.

  • frickshun says:

    ^^WRONG. He’s just prepubescent.

  • FiveBoltMain says:

    Oh no he didn’t!!

  • Omomatta says:

    Thought you were alone, huh?

  • Reverend Clint says:

    all jackals have their bitch moments but some far more than others fagdor hagdooky is one of them.

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